Desk accessories at work

Toys on someones desk are an easy way to identify an idiot.

Photos are nearly as bad. It's a work place, if you can't even remember what your loved one/partner/child/pet looks like while you earn money to support it, well there's no hope for you.
 
headphone balance volume control
NEC Multisync 24" monitor
Linksys 8-port router
.1mm technical pen
Pilots watch with Nato-strap
Logitech Keyboard
Logitech MX518
OcUK Value 24" Monitor
ThinkPad X200
Keys
full set of allen-keys
medication
Loupe
Multimeter
Thermobaric grenade
Wallet
Two flashlights
12 AA Alkalines
10 AAA Alkalines
4 CR123A lithiums
Motorola Milestone :D
small Reel of solder
appx. 200 sheets of paper Uni notes
 
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1x Gromit Mug, sometimes with coffee in it.
1x One Barton cored socket A Athlon.
1x One TBird cored socket A Athlon.
1x Paper clip coiled into a spring.
999x Rubber things that SFPs come with to protect the optical parts.
 
Normaly about 5 laptops, a switch (not a desktop one, a proper switch), sometimes an iMac.

Loads of paper and cables.

They're given up on me and house keeping, I've just got a desk stuck in a corner that no one important enough to care ever sees.
 
Lopéz said:
Clear desk policy, so nothing.
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hah we have that, but no one bothers with it. The cleaner has OCD about everything needing to be cleaned and had actually put a complaint in against one of the guys because he can't clean his desk due to all the stuff he has:D
 
Clear desk policy.

During the day I usually only have a packet of biscuits on it (as well as mouse/keyboard, naturally).

Oh, and the biscuits have to be Dark Chocolate Digestives. Accept no substitutes for c# programmer fuel.
 
the hubby has (as his workstation):
glass and oak desk
phillipe starck ghost chair

desk 'toys':
amp + cd deck + record deck
tall 'royd' speakers (either side of desk)
red anglepoise lamp
cat (he works from home)
lego pirates...
he also had some crazy cactus his mum bought him to 'absorb radiation' from the laptop - but it died!
edit: also a 'kidrobot' toy of Fry from futurama!

i suggest:
a MASSIVE calculator
peace lily
usb mug warmer!!
 
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I have plenty of accessories.. too many infact lol. I also have 5 monitors :(
 
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I have an 8" plasma ball, hp sauce, colmans mustard, ketchup, and a little nuts and bolts man a grateful ebayer sent with some ray bans I bought. Most played with on my desk though are two pegs and a cocktail twizzler.
 
Cars!

Awesome detailed model of a old Williams F1 Car, the one with sonic's legs on the side, A Evo VI equally detailed, a matt black Lambo GT and a Clio V6.

and then a Storm trooper, and cartoon Darth Vader big head thingy.

Think my Lego technic combine harvester on this desk wins tho!
 
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