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So, there's a man crawling through the desert...
Did you just smile ?
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lol I did smile a bit, but I'm sure you can do better?
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I've always been curious why 1 out of 10 people is quoted each time? Is 9 the minimum number to be considered a 'gang' for raping?
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what is wrong with you?
probably his other account
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Ban the OP
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? "
The Black Lab replied, " I'm a ****er. I **** on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I ****ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Yellow Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you here ? "
The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Black Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped !
The Black Lab replied, " I'm a ****er. I **** on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I ****ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Yellow Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you here ? "
The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Black Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped !
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That's much better.
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This thread is a sheer molestation of human decency.