Do not be Koi now...

[datalol-jack]

Come and taste fruity haiku.
Your life is shortened.



http://writeahaiku.com

Easy is it not? Impress me, GD! (Click the Koi for a hint.)

A few more:

Breitbart rage aflame;
Daily Mail echoes dying;
GD thread has appeared.

If a woman glares,
Take heed to promptly stop one's banter!
Koi won't bite today.

Back alley rats leer;
mugging; cicadas drunk on jazz...
Welcome to New York!

 

[datalol-jack]

No mercy!

One more bottle please
Gulp wisdom from emptiness
Aren't you happy yet?

 

[datalol-jack]

Wise pen swirls with skill
Plumbing soulful depths, reeling
Can you do better?

 

[datalol-jack]

Its G.C.S.E
English, the nightmare over again
but now much older

Aha, a challenger
out of the grass appears like
precious Pokemon!

 

[datalol-jack]

In abstract a mood
Rhyme is superfluous to cause
Do not write in chains!

 

[datalol-jack]

Lightning, Ben Nevis
The roar of the pendulum
Union in peril

Coat flew from the hook
At the door, farewell to all
Laugh as I depart

 

[datalol-jack]

Black, ironic fedora
Sadness of years lost in tow
Love is elusive

 

[datalol-jack]

broken down at night,
acme chased the dragon in vain.
tomorrow, more pink.

Ladies only, please...
From my Bugatti Veyron
Am I attractive?

like a chimney sweep
asking for casual bum fun
on a grim sunday!

 

[datalol-jack]

click clack foul sound went
bone idle mental fencing
such troll like torment

 

[datalol-jack]

Poll, we need to vote on whether OP deserves 24hr ban.

(srs).

Sacrebleu!

Iodine tears, salty mood
Thread delivers in spades
Gangnam style, horse stance

+1

at a glance some of them don't even follow the 5,7,5 syllable rule.

The guy who wrote the site clearly thought STEM were the most important subjects; small, US dictionary too, it would seem.