Do not grow old

[DXP55]

The other night I turned on all the TV stuff and thought lets see if I can watch catch up on Now TV box (I missed Britains greatest bridges) - grabbed remote and nothing worked - checked ethernet - checked all connections - checked everything - in end had a paddy and turned it all off -

Tonight thought try again - picked up remote - looked at it and thought you stupid old silly boy - wrong remote - picked up one for Roberts internet radio - .

Thing is I thought it was the right one never even questioned it

 

[DXP55]

The best bit was it does say "Roberts" on the remote and never saw it.

I blame the wife as the Now remote was on floor under coffee table and I know I didn't put it there.

Wife had a dental appointment today at 4.40pm so we went early - had walk around - I then went for a coffee while she buzzed off to dentist - when I got there she was waiting outside - seems she wrote down 11.40 wrong .

Been a funny day today and do wish we could press the rewind button

 

[DXP55]

I try not to grow old but the seams to be constant forward motion and for the life of me I cannot find the brake?

I don't feel old but I know I am, when I make a noise getting up from any position.

I don't feel old but I know I am, when I dribble a little after urinating.

As for OP's post, how old are you 80!!!

Tell me about dribbling - 30 sec to pee and 2 min of thinking I have finished.

80 is only 7 years away

ChroniC

No one ever ages between 25 and 34 but don't waste your years between 34 and 64 -those thirty years will fly by.

I am quite pleased to see there are a lot more old buggers on here than I thought.

 

[DXP55]

Youth is totally wasted on the young