Do you have a massive face?

This is reassuring news, as someone with a head the size of a fridge (8/18 hat size), i'm glad I can buy less tin foil to go around my head to stop the government tracking my thoughts.
 
I come from a long line of large headed people. My mother has said that it would have been easier giving birth to a bowling ball. My face is equally ridiculous in size, and the less evidence of the fact, the better.
 
This is reassuring news, as someone with a head the size of a fridge (8/18 hat size), i'm glad I can buy less tin foil to go around my head to stop the government tracking my thoughts.
Yeah I'm up there just about. 7-7/8 and a 19" neck. I wouldn't mind so much but I'm only 5'10. Nothing ever fits lol.:D
 
How do they quantify massive? Does you face have to be over two feet wide or is it a meter? We need more information tbh. There can't be that many people with faces that big.
 
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His face looks like his head just inflated around it as he got older.
 
This is reassuring news, as someone with a head the size of a fridge (8/18 hat size), i'm glad I can buy less tin foil to go around my head to stop the government tracking my thoughts.

My head is perfectly in sync with the rest of me, but I’m amazed that you can come up with your hat size!
I know that my shoe size is 8 in U.K., 42 in Europe, and 9 in the U.S., but I’ve never bought a hat.
 
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