Do you have a zombie plan?

Well my plan is thus:

Im at student digs in uni, there is a metal fence all the way around, with the exception of one small section, so my plan of action would be this, round up all my friends + any other survivors, sending out a party to B&Q to get fence suplies, then building a fence in the only unprotected area, I would also send a party to morrisons to get as much food as possible, and another party to the gun shop to stock up on weapons. We would then meet back at the end of the day.

Atempt to electrify the fencing, so that any zombies trying to climb over would be frazzled. As well as boarding up all the apartment blocks, windows, doors, blocking the ground floor etc.

We would need to search the local area for zombies and... remove them, and then hold out untill the zombies starved, when we would be free!
 
that's easy, I'd wait until they killed/zombified the RAF base up the road, then drive there and steal a plane.

I think the Isle of Man would be safe enough - either that or one of hebridian islands.
 
I haven't got a plan really but I guess I'd pop round the corner to the DIY/ Garden centre and buy some axes and what not. Maybe even a flymo and do a homage to Braindead.
 
Yep, I have a really good plan of survival for a zombie attack. I also have a similar plan to use in case of alien invasion too, this one is sub-divided into categories based on the level of technology presented at time of said invasion. :)
 
yhack said:
No it doesn't, where will you go?
Space? Unlikely ;)
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Somewhere where the zombies couldn't be arsed to go because there is nothing to gain by going there. Probably Uttoxeter, Leek or Macclesfield prehaps Rhyl if the going gets tough.
 
Gigi said:
He might of got his name from the new film out, cant remember what its called but the kid has a fake ID with the name McLovin :p
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superbad ;)

dont know what my zombie plan would be...depends on wether they are slow groaning zombies or like the ones out of the remake to dawn of the dead, where they run after you. If the first type then id probably just get all my mates and family together with a few big sticks or something ( or try throwing vinyls and cutlery at them :p ).

If they were the running ones, ermmm, not sure they are a bit scarier, i dont have a car and im sure public transport would be out of the equation, ill have to ponder about that one
 
A friend in work put Zombie attack as being a possible reason for not going ahead with a server rebuild when he wrote his change notice document.

It's also a fact that most governments are sadly completely unprepared for a Full Scale Zombie Attack.

Full shocking story here
 
jcb33 said:
Atempt to electrify the fencing, so that any zombies trying to climb over would be frazzled.
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Doesn't work... you can only kill zombies by destroying the brain or removing the head :( Or so my mate Shaun said. He was in this situation once.
 
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