Do you sit or stand to wipe your butt?

The Dread Pirate · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:12

3 sea shells

Vonhelmet · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:12

Ban.

You freak. Why would you even want to know this?

jp_bl_68 · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:13

I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

antijoke · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:13

ROFL!

platypus · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:14

Christ.

kylew · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:14

Eww, what? I don't even! What?

Castiel · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:14

Capn' $qu!ff said:
3 sea shells

You have been fined 5 credits for contravention of the criminal code.

Relentless81 · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:14

Capn' $qu!ff said:
3 sea shells

Awesome

jp_bl_68 said:
I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

Awesomer

4T5 · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:15

Crap thread.

PiKe · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:17

I find gunpowder and a match dries it up nicely.

marcus_667 · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:18

all i have to say on the matter

kalvindeane · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:20

Sitting.

doofer · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:21

t3kno_tr0n|c said:
some people dont even use toilet paper its sick

I use a Cactus or any dead Hedgehog I can find to wipe my arse. :cool:

Lydzor · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:21

I've got to say, all these other methods sound better than standing.

Cosimo · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:22

I lie down and get the dog to lick it off.

I can see this thread being flushed down the pan.

Six6siX · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:23

jp_bl_68 said:
I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

Actual lol

Von Smallhausen · 23 Nov 2010 at 16:24

Folks, this thread is going nowhere and is being flushed.

Crimping a length and associated toiletry hygiene is an intensely private moment and should remain so.