Can you tell us what it actually is?

you do it for kicks? or for good feedback, because the package is late and in bad condition?
Also, seam under the tag? What's that about? You fail at wrapping.
Didn't your mum ever tell you to do something right or not at all?
please tell me you're selling something manly... like a chainsaw or something. so a skin-head buys it, and thinks you're taking the ****, and comes a-knocking on your door, with said chainsaw, and cuts your couch in half.
You've really reminded me of this
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