does this make you chuckle?

cm1179

cm1179

cm1179

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Teacher:

Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence & you shoot 1, how many are left?

Billy:

None, the others would fly away.

Teacher:

The answer is 4 but I like the way you think.

Billy:

I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones, 1 licking, 1 biting, 1 sucking. Which one is married?

Teacher nervously answers:

The one sucking

Billy:

The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!
 
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A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40.
She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work.
When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
 
chaparral said:
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40.
She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work.
When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
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The op wasnt too awful but this deserves a tumbleweed gif :mad:
 
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