Dog **** and tips on how to be prejudiced

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The youngest child fell over in the park this morning and put their hand squarely in fresh dog ****.

He was fairly upset, and it was fairly foul cleaning it up, and frustrating. Of course there'll be no accountability for the scum responsible.

Anyway, it struck me. I could just blame *all* dog owners.... In the same way the OCUK usual suspects exercise their xenophobia and prejudice against eg Muslims.

So then, teach me about irrational blanket intolerance! What can I do to the next dog owner I see?
 
garnett said:
Anyway, it struck me. I could just blame *all* dog owners.... In the same way the OCUK usual suspects exercise their xenophobia and prejudice against eg Muslims.
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Divide the dog owners into two categories, much like anyone you meet in life. This video sums it up nicely.

 
Calm down, clearly it was a Muslim dog.

In fact I'm pretty sure the convicted fraudster Stephen Laxley yada yada yada is holding a protest outside a Muslim dog grooming trial that you can join to share your views with other similar Muslim dog haters.
 
garnett said:
The youngest child fell over in the park this morning and put their hand squarely in fresh dog ****.

He was fairly upset, and it was fairly foul cleaning it up, and frustrating. Of course there'll be no accountability for the scum responsible.

Anyway, it struck me. I could just blame *all* dog owners.... In the same way the OCUK usual suspects exercise their xenophobia and prejudice against eg Muslims.

So then, teach me about irrational blanket intolerance! What can I do to the next dog owner I see?
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Write them a stiff e-mail, mention lack of education, xenophobia, racism, the EU, you know, your normal mail... I have the impression you are not one for a punch up with a random dog owner under 70 ;)
 
Personally I would be steaming, I'm a dog owner and our dog does a lot of it but we always clear up.

I don't understand why in this day and age people don't clear it up
 
Slam62 said:
Personally I would be steaming, I'm a dog owner and our dog does a lot of it but we always clear up.

I don't understand why in this day and age people don't clear it up
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Have you not met the general public?
 
Malevolence said:
OP has to concoct a sad little story in order to have a pop at those whose views he disagrees with. How tragic.
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Lol at the chaps self-identifying as "prejudiced".

:rolleyes:

Anyone too delicate for a bit of light-hearted satire is welcome not to post.

Just to be clear, nobody's trying shut down free speech here, right?
 
garnett said:
Lol at the chaps self-identifying as "prejudiced".

:rolleyes:

Anyone too delicate for a bit of light-hearted satire is welcome not to post.

Just to be clear, nobody's trying shut down free speech here, right?
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I don't think you know what satire is.
 
Dis86 said:
You can integrate and rub the dog crap on your face.
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My betting is that garnett is looking for the owner of a white dog wearing a Union Jack collar, obviously not university educated and carrying its owners Daily Mail in its chops..... ;)
 
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