Dogeminer

Theophany · 15 Feb 2014 at 23:49

http://dogeminer.se/

This game is consuming me. Cookie clicker can suck it. How many DeLoreans can you accrue, GD?

Theophany · 15 Feb 2014 at 23:51

[FnG]magnolia;25853163 said:
Comes out punching.

I applaud your style.

Or lack thereof.

Theophany · 15 Feb 2014 at 23:56

Eames said:
So do you actually sit there clicking or are you well past that stage?

I have much Shibes doing my bidding now. Kind of like Doge Soprano. They have DeLoreans to mine back to the future.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 00:29

Freefaller said:
So this is what happens when we ban you... I wonder what happens after a week's worth if this is what 24hrs brings?

I annoy you and all the other forumites I have on Facebook for a week, obviously.

e: I don't believe that the creator of this site would have somebody as devoted as me. I'm going all EVE/SWG (Pre-CU) on this.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 10:36

Well, that was... erm, a thing.

Back on topic, woke up to find I'm at 1.6 billion doge per sec now.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 11:17

Dogecoin: the crypto currency equivalent of the Zimbabwean Dollar or Weimar Reichsmark.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 14:29

Blazin23 said:
What did you get banned for this time DogeTheo?

Didn't technically break any rules, as far as I can recall.

e: All life in the universe cease to exist. Only dogecoin remain.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 14:49

darael said:
You have 800 Mining Shibes and they currently cost 1,388,997. Why is it then that I have 150 and they currently cost 113,409,998?

My doges aren't unionised. You need to break them early on, otherwise they'll constantly be striking and demanding higher wages. It's basic dogenomics. Give them a reason and they will find their own Bob Doge/Arthur Dogegill/Red Dogeo...

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 15:29

Blazin23 said:
Dem mods be trolling

They fought fire with fire and I got burned.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 16:25

I think there's an expansion pack coming.

Theophany · 16 Feb 2014 at 20:41

Judgeneo said:
Yeah Theo, the purchase numbers your your stuff are way off.

Are you photoshopping???

I honestly cannot think of anything less worthy of photoshopping.

Just a thought, but perhaps because I started when I was banned the other day my prices are calculated pre updates? I've refreshed the page a couple of times and had new upgrades available, like snoop doge etc.

Theophany · 17 Feb 2014 at 00:54

breadturbo said:
Is it just me or is clicking pointless after a point? seems to cause lag

Create a macro to click for you or upgrade to trifire 290Xs

Theophany · 17 Feb 2014 at 08:47

Fuzz said:
5hrs to get the 32 billion bling bling upgrade lol.

I need some ****ing sleep!

When you're at work you'll be thinking of all the dogecoins you could be mining.

Theophany · 17 Feb 2014 at 21:38

Dogecoin is the best of the cryptocurrencies imo. It's not trying to be a replacement for the money we use on a daily basis.

Theophany · 18 Feb 2014 at 07:20

Fuzz said:
My laptop is still mining away trying a one shibe > one kennel > One kitten > one rocket > one moon base > one time machine etc etc scenario.

I've got further than I expected in such a short time to be honest, with the way I'm doing this round..(Started 9pm Sunday eve) Already in a Tardis and now heading for a 900 Trillion mod (spoilers and rockets on the tardis)
That however has so far taken since 8am when I woke up and wiped out my funds to get whatever upgrade that was.
So far I'm on 150 ish Trillion.... Sloooooow

Once I've expended all possible hardware mods/upgrades I will add on the upgrades to do with "percentage" of doge income.. See where I get.

Dogemining level: Korean.

Theophany · 19 Feb 2014 at 14:55

Client: what are you doing on your laptop?
Me: Umm, reports.
Client: You're clicking the mouse a lot, is your computer ok?
Me: Yeah, it's fine, I'm just dogemining.
Client: What? You're fired.

Theophany · 28 Feb 2014 at 18:42

No, it isn't.

Theophany · 4 Mar 2014 at 18:54

Maccy said:
This is still going?!

Dogeminer is infinite.