Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

panthro · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:02

Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of this :confused:

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panthro · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:24

Im just quoting what he said!!

Ive realised the ridiculousness of that quote. It was implied because special needs children do a lot of swimming with dolphins and for the best part, are defenseless.

panthro · 15 Jan 2008 at 15:43

I didnt believe him!!

Just to clarify again - Im just repeating what he said, and he seemed 100% serious. We all laughed at him.

ConfusedTA said:
Totally Off Topic here, but did you know that the word 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?

Really?

panthro · 16 Jan 2008 at 09:36

Ive created one messed up thread.

panthro · 16 Jan 2008 at 10:48

MrMoonX said:
I can see the Sun headlines now, Pedo Dolphin Attacks Special Needs Kid !

Fixed

panthro · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:13

dmpoole said:
Actually, I think he already has.
Dolphins are vicious buggers and go round in gangs.
They group together to kill rivals and they rape in gangs but I don't know about humans though.
There was a bloke on the south coast who got done for interfering with a dolphin a few years back.

So there is the potential for them to gang rape?