Don’t ever go round this ladies house for dinner!

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This lady managed to take out three of her relatives with a cooking mistake. Made the excellent choice of using death cap mushrooms in a beef wellington. I very much doubt she’d last very long on Masterchef. Nearly ended up doing herself in with her dinner too!

 
"In her statement she also admitted lying to authorities about a food dehydrator seized by police from a local tip during investigations last week.


She said she had been questioned by her estranged husband as to whether she had poisoned his parents, and so panicked and disposed of the dehydrator as she was worried she might lose custody of their children."

I'm not sure saying she disposed of the dehydrator because it looked suspicious is the quite the defence she was looking for.
Also the bit about the estranged husband cancelling at the last minute got me. Did he suspect something, is he in on it, or did he genuinely cancel just as she was taking the wellington out and she couldn’t go back.

Oh, and the kids conveniently didnt like fungi, so she scraped their mushrooms off.

This really belongs in the things that make you go hmm thread
 
Regarding the mushroom lady, her ex husband fell seriously ill the previous year after eating at hers.


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And apparently she’s been worried for a long time about losing custody of her kids.

This is dodgy AF if you ask me
 
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