Don't laugh at your own jokes!!

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This morning I went to buy a Coffee from Pret and a women next to me said “can I have a Coffee to go”, in an annoying American “Twangy” accent.

Well I just couldn’t help it and I said “Why, where do you think it's going”.. and laughed out load.. Really loud..(yes i laugh at my own jokes even when they are not funny) but no one was laughing and every one was looking at me.. I was waiting for the scratch of the record..you know the one, where as it skids off the disk. The women was disguisted at me and stormed off when she got her "coffee to go"!!

Anyway, that wasn’t the last of it. When I got back to the office, I got my coffee out of the bag only to find an empty cup with a lid on!!


:D

Moral - don't laugh at your own jokes!!
 
Admiral Huddy said:


You didn't realise it was empty? No weight, no heat?

Are you the type of person who forgets to go to bed because you think you're already asleep? :p
 
suicidle_tramp said:
You couldn't tell it was empty?
yeah, thats what i thought...how did you not stop and think - "This cup feels a bit empty"...

Admiral Huddy said:
it was in a bag with my Danish!
still pastries don't way that much not to notice surely...or is this a 'daddy' of all pastries...
 
HA HA HA! I would've lolled if I was there!!! :p

Which Pret was it Huddy? I will ask for a 'Cwarfeee to go' for ya ;) then I will tell them where it is going...

ho ho... chuckle!

BB x
 
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