Don't mess with chimps!!

[Cambofrog]

I wonder if one of those signs said:

Please make sure Eunuck before entering.

I like it.

 

[Cosimo]

Those monkeys sure did have a ball of a time.

 

[freak2002]

**EDIT - Scratch that may be swearing...

 

[GravyMonster]

Thanks for underlining 'scrote' the joke was too subtle otherwise, and I wouldn't have noticed.

 

[Energizer Bunny]

Thanks for underlining 'scrote' the joke was too subtle otherwise, and I wouldn't have noticed.

Alright! Don't get your knackers in a twist.

 

[Pestilence]

This thread is already brilliant.

 

[Mat]

Theyre all muscle those guys... like that one who ripped a womans face off in the US :/

 

[danza]

I hate chimps, they scare the wits out of me. Horrible things, probably worse than badgers.

 

[JoeF1]

I guess you could say that he went ape

The 2 minutes of my life that took to watch this... I Dont want back

 

[Energizer Bunny]

I hate chimps, they scare the wits out of me. Horrible things, probably worse than nadgers.

Fixed

 

[estebanrey]

Sorry to hijack thread but talking of chimps have you seen this - cool,

 

[Belly]

Well at least he had the balls to go in there in the first place!

I once held a juvenile chimp. He must have weighed about three times what I'd have thought. Must be mighty strong when they are adults.

The wife had her bum grabbed by a baboon in Kenya, he managed to "get-away" before she could get his mobile number!

 

[Docaroo]

By teaching Chimps to right Segways have we learned NOTHING from Planet of the Apes?

 

[estebanrey]

Well at least he had the balls to go in there in the first place!

He hasn't now though, literally.

The wife had her bum grabbed by a baboon in Kenya, he managed to "get-away" before she could get his mobile number!

You are Boris Johnson and I claim my £5

 

[rowedogg]

*insert testicle joke here*

 

[estebanrey]

*insert testicle joke here*

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

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