Double-Yew-Tee-Eff?!

penski · 10 Dec 2006 at 12:11

I just realised I had a packet of sweets in the cupboard so I tore them open to devour their fizzy goodness only to find that when I removed the first sweet from the packet...

...And to think...these are aimed at kids!

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penski · 10 Dec 2006 at 12:16

Scuzi said:
125 calories!

325!!!!

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penski · 10 Dec 2006 at 12:25

It's the way the monster thing is staring at the tip of it and waving it's arms in panic...

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penski · 10 Dec 2006 at 13:36

KaHn said:
But no kid would look at that and think "ooooh its an erect penis" those sort of things are left to you penski

KaHn

You're the one that said penis. Not me.

*Pages Dr. Freud*

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penski · 10 Dec 2006 at 14:00

cleanbluesky said:
I can vouch that all Freud would ask is if you both chug... Freud thinks you are both dirty chuggers

I've never liked Freud...

Freud: I think that A, B, C and D happen.

Rest of the world: Oooookayyyy...do you have any way to test your hypotheses?

Freud: Er...No.

RotW: So...you're actually talking balls?

Freud: No! A, D and B are making you say that! See! I'm right!

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penski · 16 Dec 2006 at 19:26

Just back from the Wickedy-wild-wild-west and saw this, still on the packet, still beside my PC...Perhaps I'll eat it...perhaps I'll stick it on t'bay...

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 14:04

BUY A PIECE OF HISTORY!

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 14:11

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, willis?!

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 14:49

Raikiri said:
Your edit was too slow old man.

Shut it, Gramps. I see no edit...

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 14:52

You're in denial. Buy the sweet!

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 19:21

Nazbit said:
Hope thats going in the bin dude! Imagine the alternative

What?

Eating a sweet?

:/

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 19:36

cleanbluesky said:
Not just a sweet, a nob shape sweet. If there is one message that the oompaloompah would tell time and time again, it was that nob shaped sweets make you gay

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a wang-based puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you chug wang you'll listen to me

What do you get when you chug down sweets
A hearty taste for forbidden man treats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
Do you know the calorific content of that

It's mostly protein anyway

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you don't chug wang, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do

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penski · 20 Dec 2006 at 20:48

Did someone link this? It went up about 150 views in the space of five minutes :/

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penski · 24 Dec 2006 at 11:42

Ebay has a fit if you use * in a question...So All my questions (asked and answered) have 'Nicky' at the end...Call it a long-hand version of *n

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