Drunken 'Aquisitions'

[Wryel]

Woke up on Sunday with a 3ft stuffed pig ('The Notorious P.I.G.') - has anyone else come home with something stranger than a traffic cone after a night out?

Edit: Here he is!

In case someone thought I'd kidknapped Piggymon.....

 

[Wryel]

Just remembered:

Pool triangle (down the trousers, proper Kevin from Harry Enfield style walking)

Roundabout bollard (my brother put a new bulb in it so you could light it up in our garage loft!)

The remote control for lighting and air con - from Ministry of Sound in London at new years.

 

[Wryel]

A massive sign from outside a pub, it was like a big blackboard about 10 foot by 6 foot. What a mission that was trying to get it back the next night.

Take it back? My sister and mum did that once, they took all of our signs, cones, beer mats and towels AND the bollard to the skip/council, I was gutted.