Dwarves zipped in suitcases steal from Swedes

[Van Hellseek]

Criminal gangs are using dwarves in a ruse to steal from the luggage holds of long-distance coaches, by hiding them inside suitcases, according to police.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/24/wdwarf124.xml

Just think... Next time you take a trip on the National Express there could be dwarves going through your stuff!

 

[gillywibble]

That's a midget gem

 

[[noodle]]

Saw this story quite a while back, but still brings a smile to my face.

 

[da_mic_1530]

suppose its a small inconvenience

 

[Tombo]

Sounds like a small problem, not too big.

 

[coolpunkskater]

i so should not laugh but i am


At lest there not telling a "tall tail"

 

[Fraggr]

It's small time criminals tbh.

 

[Jono]

Maybe it's leprechauns trying to find their lucky charms.

 

[Akira]

That's low

 

[Chris Beard]

X-Ray scanners of appropriate power should make short work of these thieves' best laid plans.

 

[Alan!]

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[me227]

X-Ray scanners of appropriate power should make short work of these thieves' best laid plans.

Or you could run some exhaust fumes throught the luggage compartments thus killing any small people. You wouldn't need to pump it in for as long either due to smaller lungs. Also everyones luggage would stink.

 

[jwilliams]

Those dwarves were brave I've seen how the chuckers handle the luggage.

 

[touch]

^I always put my own luggage onboard - nobody gets to throw it around.

 

[Heofz]

 

[Ben M]

If this was about an ethnic group and people made prejudiced jokes then they'd be suspended, but as it's about midgets, no such suspensions. Nice.

 

[Van Hellseek]

If this was about an ethnic group and people made prejudiced jokes then they'd be suspended, but as it's about midgets, no such suspensions. Nice.

 

[Ben M]

Not really, it's quite a sad state of affairs.

 

[Ice Rich]

Reminds me of:

 

[GreenMint]

I feel bad for whoever this happened to, being robbed like that talk about getting the short straw.