Educate Us In Something Truly Fascinating

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Does anyone have any good links to fascinating information? The more bizarre the better......

Out your peculiar interests. :D
 
eXSBass said:
Kebab meat is left over meat from slaughtering lamb. The meat would otherwise be chucked away in the bin.

True fact :)
Vegetarianism for the win!

Why is for.the.win starred when abbreviated?
 
When I become president, Vegetarianism will be outlawed and punishable by death. Your carcass will then be used to feed the homeless. Cuts will be marinated in a sweet chilli sauce before being salted and flash-fried then served with beansprouts, noodles and mushrooms.

The same punishment will be enacted for those convicted of veganism, fruitarianism, being a hippy, complaining about ANYTHING, letting their kids make ANY noise on public transport, being featured in 'Heat'-style magazines, being responsible for anything to do with the band Oasis, offering any loan over the going interest rate, preying on the financially retarded in any way, living outside of your fiscal means, having a sloane accent, living off your parents' wealth, being drunk in public, owning a small dog that you carry everywhere...

*n
 
penski said:
When I become president, Vegetarianism will be outlawed and punishable by death. Your carcass will then be used to feed the homeless. Cuts will be marinated in a sweet chilli sauce before being salted and flash-fried then served with beansprouts, noodles and mushrooms.

The same punishment will be enacted for those convicted of veganism, fruitarianism, being a hippy, complaining about ANYTHING, letting their kids make ANY noise on public transport, being featured in 'Heat'-style magazines, being responsible for anything to do with the band Oasis, offering any loan over the going interest rate, preying on the financially retarded in any way, living outside of your fiscal means, having a sloane accent, living off your parents' wealth, being drunk in public, owning a small dog that you carry everywhere...

*n

Why the hell aren't you prime minister yet :(
 
penski said:
When I become president, Vegetarianism will be outlawed and punishable by death. Your carcass will then be used to feed the homeless. Cuts will be marinated in a sweet chilli sauce before being salted and flash-fried then served with beansprouts, noodles and mushrooms.

The same punishment will be enacted for those convicted of veganism, fruitarianism, being a hippy, complaining about ANYTHING, letting their kids make ANY noise on public transport, being featured in 'Heat'-style magazines, being responsible for anything to do with the band Oasis, offering any loan over the going interest rate, preying on the financially retarded in any way, living outside of your fiscal means, having a sloane accent, living off your parents' wealth, being drunk in public, owning a small dog that you carry everywhere...

*n

I can't wait!
 
penski said:
When I become president, Vegetarianism will be outlawed and punishable by death. Your carcass will then be used to feed the homeless. Cuts will be marinated in a sweet chilli sauce before being salted and flash-fried then served with beansprouts, noodles and mushrooms.

The same punishment will be enacted for those convicted of veganism, fruitarianism, being a hippy, complaining about ANYTHING, letting their kids make ANY noise on public transport, being featured in 'Heat'-style magazines, being responsible for anything to do with the band Oasis, offering any loan over the going interest rate, preying on the financially retarded in any way, living outside of your fiscal means, having a sloane accent, living off your parents' wealth, being drunk in public, owning a small dog that you carry everywhere...

*n

just wondering, what is that *n about?
 
Here's a conundrum for someone to help me with:

On Tuesday we are going on a family holiday to Cuba. The flight is approx. 12 hours and we have 4 children, 3 of whom qualify for a seat on the plane. Our youngest one is 18 months and requires feeding (obviously) during the flight. The other 3 children, as they are in a seat, get hot food, drinks etc., but the littl'un doesn't as to get food you have to have a seat. We have asked the airline, Monarch, whether we can purchase a meal for our son, extra to the meals already allocated to us, to which we have had a negative reply. Monarch have told us that they will allow us to take food on board and will heat it for us. However, security at Gatwick have told us that we cannot take food through except for baby stuff like milk etc. I have called Boots air side and they do not stock anything suitable for him to eat.

So the question is this, how can we feed our son on a 12 hour flight that leaves at lunch time on Tuesday?
 
penski said:
When I become president, Vegetarianism will be outlawed and punishable by death. Your carcass will then be used to feed the homeless. Cuts will be marinated in a sweet chilli sauce before being salted and flash-fried then served with beansprouts, noodles and mushrooms.

The same punishment will be enacted for those convicted of veganism, fruitarianism, being a hippy, complaining about ANYTHING, letting their kids make ANY noise on public transport, being featured in 'Heat'-style magazines, being responsible for anything to do with the band Oasis, offering any loan over the going interest rate, preying on the financially retarded in any way, living outside of your fiscal means, having a sloane accent, living off your parents' wealth, being drunk in public, owning a small dog that you carry everywhere...

*n

Your whole manifesto is a complaint therefore you have publicly outed yourself as a hypocrite, I'm sure you'll fit in well in the political world ;)
 
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