You are going to love this.
So the last couple of weeks i have known i am due my quarterly leccy bill, total bumma 4 times a year they kick me in the sacks for a fair few quid. My entire house is leccy and the bill is around 150 quid most quarters. No biggy but still 150 coming out your fun money is crap.
So i just heard the letterbox looked over my shoulder to see the dreaded white envelope with window. You just know that anything with a window in it will cost you money. There it was a huge envelope with there pretty little sig in the corner, gutted as that means cut backs for the next week and no fun for me.
I met it head on and rushed the letterbox grabbing hold of the bulky envelope and ripped the neck out of it spilling the contents all over the place. Imagine my horror when i saw the figure £554.30 on the page.
Then imagine the pleasure i felt when i saw the words IN CREDIT written after it. Straight on the phone i am like what are you doing with my 500 quid.
Matey says to me i am sorry mate i am sure it will be better in your bank than ours. I said don't be silly mate it will be much better with me wasting it on having a good time Now GIMME. 
I have left the odd 154.30 in credit they are sending me my 400 quid fun money. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
Wanders of to M&M.
So the last couple of weeks i have known i am due my quarterly leccy bill, total bumma 4 times a year they kick me in the sacks for a fair few quid. My entire house is leccy and the bill is around 150 quid most quarters. No biggy but still 150 coming out your fun money is crap.
So i just heard the letterbox looked over my shoulder to see the dreaded white envelope with window. You just know that anything with a window in it will cost you money. There it was a huge envelope with there pretty little sig in the corner, gutted as that means cut backs for the next week and no fun for me.

I met it head on and rushed the letterbox grabbing hold of the bulky envelope and ripped the neck out of it spilling the contents all over the place. Imagine my horror when i saw the figure £554.30 on the page.

Then imagine the pleasure i felt when i saw the words IN CREDIT written after it. Straight on the phone i am like what are you doing with my 500 quid.


I have left the odd 154.30 in credit they are sending me my 400 quid fun money. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
Wanders of to M&M.
