I've just spent an excrutiating almost 2hrs (it felt much longer believe me) watching the film that has pushed the reigning boredom champion (PJ's King Kong) out of podium position.
I was expecting so much from the man who brought us 'Almost Famous', 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' and 'Singles'... but oh boy.
I don't think this dire movie was helped by the fact that I'd watched Garden State again a few weeks ago, and everything that Garden State does right, this abysmal piece of sappy trash does wrong.
Orlando Bloom displayed the acting flair of a yew tree and Kirsten Dunst wasn't much better with her on again/off again southern accent... I can't even begin to vent my speen over this dire piece of tripe but let me leave you with this.
The best thing about Elizabethtown was Alec ******* Baldwin.
0.000000001/10
I was expecting so much from the man who brought us 'Almost Famous', 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' and 'Singles'... but oh boy.
I don't think this dire movie was helped by the fact that I'd watched Garden State again a few weeks ago, and everything that Garden State does right, this abysmal piece of sappy trash does wrong.
Orlando Bloom displayed the acting flair of a yew tree and Kirsten Dunst wasn't much better with her on again/off again southern accent... I can't even begin to vent my speen over this dire piece of tripe but let me leave you with this.
The best thing about Elizabethtown was Alec ******* Baldwin.
0.000000001/10