Embarrassing Gamer Confessions

[Zbornak]

I used to load the beach landing level on medal of honour and stick the dualshock two on my pleasurespot.

Do you mean you have a front bottom?

 

[HangTime]

I used to get vaguely aroused by the girls on level 2 of Target Renegade. Sometimes I would just stand around and let them knee me in the knackers.

 

[IrishChr1s]

Every wow expansion I buy in the biggest pile of junk food, make my missus go to her parents and book a week off work to level with friends.

That's despite never eating junk food any other time of the year, feeling guilty about slacking on work and never properly playing again, but the time away from the missus is good

 

[GoogalyMoogaly]

Right here goes...

I play most games on easy. I use the excuse it's because I have a big backlog of games to get through so want to play through games quickly. I'm not sure if this is 100% true...

I've never played any Elder Scrolls game, but do own Skyrim anmd have done for over a year (see point above regarding big backlog of games)

I've completed Mass Effect 5 times, but haven't played Mass Effect 2 or 3, largely because Mass Effect is one of my favourite games ever and I'm worried 2 and 3 will disappoint. While I don't play them I can kid myself!

I've completed Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic twice and it's one of my favourite games ever. But I haven't played 2, partly for the same reason as Mass Effect 2 & 3 and also, then the story is over (I really want a decent BioWare KOTOR 3)
I have played SWTOR and have 5 lvl50s (lvl cap when I stopped playing).

I played City of Heroes for years, doing little else on weekends except eating and sleeping. I would also take leave (from work) in order to play it like that 7 days a week during some big content patches. I had about 24 level capped characters but didn't bother with end-game or PvP. Then the game closed down and I felt really gutted and sort of robbed that my progress would be lost (even though I'd stopped playing by then).

Also, while I really like computer games, I am really really bad at them, all of them!

 

[Pestilence]

I turned into a giant, quivering, soggy blubbing mess of a man at the ending of To The Moon.

... and I still well up just thinking about it.

 

[Squark]

I enjoyed Mass Effect 3, I think it was the best of the series and i think the ending was overhyped on how bad it was. It didn't bother me in the slightest and felt very satisfied.

Let the hate come

Out of everything, this is the worst.

Shame on you sir!

 

[Zbornak]

I played Skyrim for all of about an hour. Got bored.

 

[adolf hamster]

i consistently fail at getting into the witcher 2

i have all of the half life and left 4 dead on steam, never even launched them

i have ~200 hours logged on farming simulator 2013

i liked accountants creed 3 [and yes i did use the trading a lot]

never played final fantasy, although i did play the first kingdom hearts

i completed portal 2 before completing portal 1, the same with sanctum

my mate is now better than me at civ 5, despite the fact i've played it about 4 times longer than he has

and now to redeem myself:

i have never played angry birds [any of them], temple run, flappy bird [or any of the clones] or indeed any mobile game since snake on the old nokia 3310.

 

[bartledvd]

I am so terrible at multiplayer games that after a long time of constant "omg you noob" comments i changed my name on steam to NotVeryGood now people know what to expect

 

[wickfut]

I have 300+ games on PS3, 360 and PC but I find myself only playing Dark Souls, Skyrim or Dragons Dogma. I just can't get into anything else at all.

 

[Deehjay]

I will never touch a Horror game.

 

[Mr Gimp]

I'm over N7 Rank 4000 on Mass Effect 3 multiplayer

 

[Akmeeda]

I get bored about 10mins into playing most games. I don't know what it is, but I think I just have a short attention span or I am losing interest in gaming ??

 

[Curunen]

I have 100% of the Steam achievements in both Lego Lord of the Rings and Lego Marvel Superheroes.

Absolutely no regrets.

I did 100% lego star wars: the complete saga.

Haven't played any others after that though unfortunately.

I'm over N7 Rank 4000 on Mass Effect 3 multiplayer

Promoting is for scrubs.

 

[Monkeynut]

My most played game on Steam is Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[EdwardTeach]

Like a few other people in this thread, I have never completed half life 1 or 2.

HL2 I bought near release, played for a few hours, got stuck somewhere and never went back to it. Same applies to doom 3. I think the true reason was that i was extremely addicted to football manager and that hogged all my gaming time. It also reflect the fact that fps has never been my favourite genre.

 

[opstrat]

have installed the witcher 2 about 4 times, got to flotsam and never went back to it.

 

[Meoricin]

For the two years I had an account in Final Fantasy XI, my character was logged in for just over 360 days.

 

[jh30uk]

I spanked the monkey to the hot chick in Unreal II: The Awakening

 

[mrspliff]

I spanked the monkey to the hot chick in Unreal II: The Awakening

afk 5min