Epic fail

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 00:47

Must be getting older and wiser - I went to a strip club tonight and didn't even get a stir downstairs from a private dance...

Actually, I felt a bit sorry for the bird who was doing it.

I suppose that these days, unless I'm guaranteed to smash their pasty or tea-towel-holder, I'm not allowing myself to get worked up over it. :confused:

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Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 01:25

Rainmaker said:
Paying a bird to pretend she wants to do the sexy for you? Meh. Rather spend it on a book. Total fail. Just a case of teenage hormones wearing off I suppose. We're old enough and ugly enough to realise when we're going to get some or not.

This is definitely it - I made it clear to the lass that I knew what her game was and that I knew she was putting it all on. Still went for it anyway.

It's just not erotic when you know they're just doing it for the cash, whether you're an average Joe or a big fat sweaty pilsbury dough-boy with 12 remote controls and last night's kebab buried in his flab rolls. Me being the former, btw.

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 08:10

gillywibble said:
I've only been to one, in Le Mans. The 'act' thought it would be fun to put sunglasses in there.

I think the best one I ever saw was a talented lady that managed to take a puff on a ciggy with it and blow out a nice cloud of smoke.

I agree with Morba!

Also for the price of a dance you can get some local bird a few sambuccas and have unfettered access to the love-pudding fun hole.

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 08:40

Sawell said:
I went to a strip club a couple of years back for a mate's 21st, didn't understand the fuss. I appreciate a nice looking gal, and there were a few of them, but it's like paying for a demo of a game you'd never play. Who'd do that!?

More like renting a bike but not getting to ride it?

@JBuk... meh, dunno, she's obviously earning a load of cash, but having to do the same old thing to hundreds of us perving geezers must be a tiny bit degrading. I know a girl who used to do all that stuff to help pay bills while at uni and she's glad she got out of it.

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 10:57

Admiral Huddy said:
Even cheaper, slip the Wife the a pound and you even get a cuppa after.

But I thought you only got married when you didn't want to have sex anymore? :confused:

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 11:07

mast3r said:
is it wrong to go alone?

As long as you sit at the table right by the stage and wear a mac you'll be fine.

Narj · 1 Oct 2010 at 15:20

PapaLazaru said:
£20.00 a dance but, like the OP, nothing stirred. I do blame the excessive amount of vodka I had imbibed though.

Ahhh... Several pints of lager and those disgusting shots might not have helped either...

Although sometimes being hammered can make me randy.

It must be great fun for the gf when you get home and start posting your pork parcel through her letterbox of love whilst breathing alcoholic fumes in her face! Sometimes we forget the crap they put up with from us.