Oh-kay, so I just had to investigate a work complaint that a Muslim employee was sitting at his desk yelling "Allah Akbar" down his telephone to somebody, Fridays... >.>
(Names have been changed obviously)
The complaint came from one of Timmy's coworkers Jill, and after much investigation (talking with everyone involved to get to the bottom of it) I have come to the conclusion that Timmy has in fact not joined ISIS and that he was not using the company phone system to abuse the person on the other end either. Timmy and Jill were in fact the victims of an office prank perpetrated by coworkers Bill and Ted, here is what happened:
(Names have been changed obviously)
The complaint came from one of Timmy's coworkers Jill, and after much investigation (talking with everyone involved to get to the bottom of it) I have come to the conclusion that Timmy has in fact not joined ISIS and that he was not using the company phone system to abuse the person on the other end either. Timmy and Jill were in fact the victims of an office prank perpetrated by coworkers Bill and Ted, here is what happened:
Basically, Bill and Ted decided Friday was boring and to make things interesting they would have some fun at the expense of Timmy, and so Bill went outside for lunch and called Timmy from his (company!) mobile phone, informing him he was on the radio trying to answer a big money question and needed his help with the answer, that "question" being, the name of the fish dude from Star Wars that yells "It's a trap!".
Now Timmy being a Star Wars fan instantly told him it was Admiral Ackbar however Bill pretended he couldn't hear him because the line was so bad and he needed to speak up. This then lead to Timmy repeating Admiral Ackbar over and over at increasing volume into the phone while rising from his chair, something that caused Ted great amusement and horrified Jill because to anyone listening his accent made it sound like he was yelling Allah Akbar at the top of his voice over and over (some accounts claim there was even an Allah ****ing Akbar in there too).
Thankfully everyone involved saw the funny side and the complaint has been withdrawn (and OMG am I relieved about that because I'm pretty sure Bill and Ted racially abused Timmy).
Now Timmy being a Star Wars fan instantly told him it was Admiral Ackbar however Bill pretended he couldn't hear him because the line was so bad and he needed to speak up. This then lead to Timmy repeating Admiral Ackbar over and over at increasing volume into the phone while rising from his chair, something that caused Ted great amusement and horrified Jill because to anyone listening his accent made it sound like he was yelling Allah Akbar at the top of his voice over and over (some accounts claim there was even an Allah ****ing Akbar in there too).
Thankfully everyone involved saw the funny side and the complaint has been withdrawn (and OMG am I relieved about that because I'm pretty sure Bill and Ted racially abused Timmy).
