Eugh, I'm so looking forward to this!

wannabedamned · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:38

Just had a phone call from my brothers Girlfriend

"Come quick!" *Gag sound*
"I can't do it!" *Gag Sound*

Suddenly she hangs up the phone

I'm like what the hell!?

Few minutes later, I get a text saying,

"Sorry I had to go, I threw up. Your mums dog has **** all over the kitchen, Please come clean it, I cant do it. I've been throwing up, Its so bad"

My brother is working away, And I just got a text from him telling me that apparently she's managed to stand in it without realising it was there (barefoot btw), Before attempting to clean it up.

I know this is a cool story bro type of thread.

But come on, Seriously...ITS JUST A BIT OF POOH!

Back in an hour....

Tefal · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:39

take pics and video tbh.

'Wes · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:40

Is this national pooh day?

PhillyDee · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:41

Haha.

The Dread Pirate · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:41

Unlucky X 2!

Guerrilla · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:42

Good luck

'Wes · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:43

Jph said:
Good luck

Which part?

Wizardskills · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:44

PhillyDee said:
Haha.

+1

MrBlobby · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:44

Maybe not be dog poo, maybe the dogs done some dodgy website with dog porn on it.

No one knows your a dog on the internet.

markk · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:45

Suck the pooh from between her toes - she will love that

GravyMonster · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:55

wannabedamned said:
Just had a phone call from my brothers Girlfriend

"Come quick!" *Gag sound*

Thread did not live up to potential.

footman · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:56

markf said:
Suck the pooh from between her toes - she will love that

Was thinking about lunch until I read this. Now I'm not so hungry.

twist3d0n3 · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:58

best of luck with that

Cosimo · 30 Apr 2010 at 11:58

I'm looking forward to the rest of the cool poo story.

King85 · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:02

The first few lines could have lead to so much win.

Ollie83 · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:03

Not nice!

POB · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:10

Register onegirlonedog.com

J.T · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:17

King85 said:
The first few lines could have lead to so much win.

I am disappoint! :mad:

.Lethal · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:23

Haha.

And more laughs for OP actually going round to clean up.

Amp34 · 30 Apr 2010 at 12:23

Having had this experience before I can safely say "good luck", if the dog has had the runs...

It can end up all over the floor and only a combination of slop bucket and shovel, followed by a lot of water will clean it up. Oh, and it really, really, really stinks.

Just hope upon hope it's a normal poo...