Trawling the employment ads I came across this this evening. Frankly I feel violated at the thought! 
"Initially 2 days/week, reducing to 1 day. Can be worked as half days if preferred.
Remote (closest public transport 1 mile away) farmhouse, reasonably modern inside, not easy to keep clean (set in muddy grounds with too many pets).
Hard worker wanted that will not take all day to clean one bathroom, but will do more than just lightly polish. Expect to kneel over the bath to clean it properly and sometimes to scrub stone floors. Expect to use some elbow grease on cleaning aga.
That said, nothing too hard expected of you.
Non-smoker preferred, or at least someone who does not smell of smole and will not smoke (indoors or out) while here.
Reasonable rates paid, and will come to some agreement on travelling.
Ideally, though not compulsory, you will be ok to work naked (full or partly) as we are nudists at home - it's ok the house is warm! No "special services" required of you.
Ideally, you'll be vegetarian - if you're here all day and we feed you it will be (nice) veggie food. If you bring food for yourself, we'd prefer you not to bring meat.
No experience necessary, provided you're sane and hard-working we're quite accomodating."
"Initially 2 days/week, reducing to 1 day. Can be worked as half days if preferred.
Remote (closest public transport 1 mile away) farmhouse, reasonably modern inside, not easy to keep clean (set in muddy grounds with too many pets).
Hard worker wanted that will not take all day to clean one bathroom, but will do more than just lightly polish. Expect to kneel over the bath to clean it properly and sometimes to scrub stone floors. Expect to use some elbow grease on cleaning aga.
That said, nothing too hard expected of you.
Non-smoker preferred, or at least someone who does not smell of smole and will not smoke (indoors or out) while here.
Reasonable rates paid, and will come to some agreement on travelling.
Ideally, though not compulsory, you will be ok to work naked (full or partly) as we are nudists at home - it's ok the house is warm! No "special services" required of you.
Ideally, you'll be vegetarian - if you're here all day and we feed you it will be (nice) veggie food. If you bring food for yourself, we'd prefer you not to bring meat.
No experience necessary, provided you're sane and hard-working we're quite accomodating."
