Excessive revenge?

krooton · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:19

As posted on another forum:

I just did the most retarded thing i ever did in my life. I am going home for a few months, and one of my room mates (just a big whiny **** who made life in the place unbearable) got a little surprise. I was originally planning to take a **** on his floor, but realizing that i am almost 30, i thought it to be too immature and easy. So i went to the fridge...

I made a big "diversion" mess by putting 3 day old leftover pasta (with sauce) under his pillow. He will find that easy, get a bit mad and figure, "Ok..he got me what a ******.". The real beauty i think is the fact that i hid raw meat in strategic places in his room, including hiding an open can of tuna between his mattress and box spring. I put shrimp in all of his winter jackets(It is summer and it is way too hot to wear them so it should be awhile before he finds those.) Raw chicken in the tower of his computer (screwed back tight) and under his furniture. I finished the whole with some raw beef in his couch.

Here we come canada lol.

My friend still lives here, and he is gonna update me as he finds surprises lol.

/random had to tell someone because keeping this hidden is too much for me post.

Too much?

VonClinkerhofen · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:21

It's all relative. The guy might deserve it. Could've done with some variation though. Bit heavy on the raw meat theme

jrodga2k5 · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:22

So he thought because he was 30 taking a **** on the floor was too immature so the rest was perfectly acceptable? he's a good man..........

int · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:22

Depends how much of a **** he was. Sounds like the old-school end of term pranks that seemed to occur every year at college. Prawns/fish went into the sofas when we found out that the 6th form center was being taken over by the staff for "leisure"...

fonzee · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:22

you've no idea what he did to him in first place

jrodga2k5 · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:23

just a big whiny **** who made life in the place unbearable

Gaijin · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:23

Might be excessive and a tad childish but I think it's hilarious

Maccy · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:25

Lol bit harsh, I wouldn't be impressed if someone did that to my computer though

33L · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:26

you will have to post updates on this depending your you friend says

Glaucus · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:26

Awesome we use to do this in uni halls. We had a big war with *** flat below (all greta friends).

Prawns smell the worse. Some of the artistic skills of some people with tampons and condoms.. It's great fun.

Although I couldn't get out one day. They rapped the stair (7th and 8th floor) in about 6 rolls of clingfilm, I was hungover so went back to bed. must have took someone ages to break through it.

bledd · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:26

it might backfire, maybe he loves uncooked meat

JBuk · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:27

pretty tame really

LOAM · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:27

JBuk said:
pretty tame really

Agreed, now if he had taken a S*** in the guys tower and perhaps a dead goat under his pillow, that would be excessive.

Azagoth · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:29

Not excessive at all, done far worse than that in my time.

Bloodknut · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:29

I'd have put a fresh cowpat in his bed at the foot end so his feet squelched in it

krooton · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:35

Hahaha, he's also taken a small crap in the guy's computer chair

MikeTAD · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:35

Not subtle though...

Killa_ken · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:38

Somebody did that to me I'd hunt them down and pound their faces though a brick wall.

badbob · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:39

If someone did that to be he'd be receiving a baseball bat to his legs..

Sgt_Pepper · 15 Jul 2008 at 17:39

LOAM said:
If he had taken a S*** in the guys tower.

This would be great. every time he turned it on the exhaust fan would expell the smell into the air