Excuses that work at work?

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I have to work tonight but I REALLY need to revise, I have an exam on Friday but found out today it was alongside another exam so need to not go to work.
The problem is I have to go to the doctors which is near I work for some injections but I might get seen going there as it is next to where I work.

Also to add another dilemma I have been in poor form at work recently being ill, late and sent home early in succession. :( Help!

Edit: Flu perhaps?
 
Where do you work?

If it is anything to do with food, you have Dioreaha (sp) As it is illegal for you to be around food or drink.

KaHn

/also when you tell someone down the phone that "your crapping through the eye of a needle" they tend to lose interest.
 
mrmoomoo420 said:
If your seen going into the doctors it will only help backup any sickness story.

A good one is any STD, no one will question you.
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How can you stay off with an STD, this isn't like eddie murphy stand up you know, you dont actually pee fire or anything.

KaHn
 
callmeBadger said:
Stick a Pair of undercrackers on your head, a pencil up each nostrel, they'll send you home.
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i once had to shoot a whole platoon for trying that!
 
suicidle_tramp said:
You could say that you went to the doctors because of the reason that you are ill.
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:rolleyes: :p

Silly me! I said the old squits and my manager was very niie about it, I said I'd work tons of overtime to make up for it. :)

Funny thing is whenever I ring in sick I always subconsciously get in the mindset of being ill, I was stammering and actually shivering from the ill effects. Also I haven't eaten for about 5 hours so I feel pretty ***** anyways! :(

Thanks though, flu was a crap one. :D

No Swearing! FF.
 
if you are at the quacks during the work time then why back up stuff to tell work? Just tell that that you are at the doctor's and won't be coming to work. You don't have to tell them why or what you are at the quack's for.

Job's a good un

good luck in the exam(s)

HT
 
If you're going to the doctors near work and you get seen, whats the problem, it would actually be better for you if you were to get seen.

Stomach bug is always my prefered favorite.
 
My brother worked with food before he was committed.
He asked me for an exscuse so i told him to say he has the runs. No probs at all until he wanted to go back to work. They sent him down the doctors where they give him a little tub. The tub lid had a little plastic spoon on it.
He had to give a Stool sample. :p

O how i laughed. :D
 
The ONE AND ONLY excuse you can use is:

"I slipped over in the shower and smashed my balls on the tap. I'll ring you when I can walk again..."

Never fails ;)
 
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