Eye "Floater" in the shape of a giant phallus - how can I get rid of it?

[haaammit]

I've had eye "floaters" for as long as I can remember, but have noticed that recently one of them is in the shape of a giant phallus. It's really distressing me. It's even got rudimentary testicles at the bottom too.

Is my body trolling me? I don't even like penises (well, my own is ok I guess). How can I get rid of this abomination? I'm too embarrassed to see my doctor :/ Every time I close my eyes I just see this giant willy. With balls.

 

[LOAM]

Fap it!

 

[Dunks]

Stab yourself in the eye.

 

[Metallifux]

Fap it!

Epic!

 

[Pestilence]

Can't... stop... laughing...

I'm so sorry...

Hahahahahahaaha!

 

[Kosmiche]

I get this but its more like pixels on a untuned TV.

Not sure if I have floaters or something called "visual snow".

 

[233]

not sure if this comes under medical thread or epic troll


name change to "Willy Watcher" for the OP mods

 

[DJMK4]

That sucks having a penis in your eye

My floater looks like an Egyptian fish symbol, iv had is since a kid, still have it now

 

[bitslice]

A bad case of Jap Eye

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

How ironic, I did a "toilet floater" earlier and it looked a bit phallic.

 

[Gregster]

Dressing up as Batman will put pay to that eye floater.

 

[Derek W]

Is my body trolling me? I don't even like penises (well, my own is ok I guess).

Must have been reading your sig too often

If you read sigs you like willy

 

[Zefan]

No medical threads.