F1 Simulation game sign up (Team 2)

[fini]

Hey teammate, stop giving away trade secrets!!!

Yes boss - I will stop telling them how good it is to single stop - don't want them all single stopping do we, because that would be bad ...

fini

 

[Firestar_3x]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, i can't hear you, LA LA LA LA LA.................

 

[stoofer]

alright, who sabotaged my car after I got the fastest warmup time?

jeez... gonna be hard work getting into the points from there...

 

[gord]

alright, who sabotaged my car after I got the fastest warmup time?

Gord Seen Licking Stoofers Motor
After complaints from Stoofer it appears Gord has been spotted salivating on the tyres explaining the lack of grip in the warmup period. Unofficially Gord has been quoted to say "Flibberrrbbrr" as he drooled down the paddock.

 

[Sone]

Watch out people, super aguri is setup nigh on perfectly and is way off the pace in warmup. Going to have an aggressive race!!!

 

[fuz]

Watch out people, super aguri is setup nigh on perfectly and is way off the pace in warmup. Going to have an aggressive race!!!

Agreed. Although 2 sets of my tyres are worse for wear, may have to resort to harder compound. Should be a good race

 

[Lead_Head]

I didn't setup a race qualifying, but I qualified 18th!

I've mixed and mucked about with settings, hopefully got something tucked up in my sleeve.

Debating 1 or 2 stops.... hmmmmm.

Race starts at 6.05?? How are races done? Is it like an interactive board with minute by minute updates of a lap, or does the game process it and then fly out a load of text that you read through?

 

[webmonkeyuk]

It just does it, you dont get to see anything. as far as i remember anyway

 

[eLbot]

I think the people with Kool Tools get to see some sort of a 2D view.

NEW! Interactive lap-by-lap map - visually witness gaps shrink or grow, see cars being held up, the effects of pitstops and more.

 

[Sadgeek]

I'll let you know at 6:06

 

[stoofer]

Surprises in store.

Ferrari have revealed that one of their drivers will be gambling on a very unorthodox strategy to try and salvage points from the opening grand prix. Fastest in warmup, the team were somewhat humiliated when they were unable to get the car working in time to qualify. Revealling only his pants, the Ferrari spokesman then promptly left the news confrence.

 

[fuz]

Watch out for the Super Aguri's in the race, we got the setup spot on

 

[tom26]

Where do you get those quotes from the game from I haven't seen any.

 

[Von Luck]

It appears some drivers haven't quite got to grips with the fake-quotation system yet.

 

[ihatelag]

Unluck, steal some team mates settings.....

Sounds fun I might consider joining up!

 

[eLbot]

We only use human drivers.

Toyota disputes claims that their star driver “eLbot” is a robot. Suspicions emerged when it was revealed that Toyota was paying a substantial amount of their budget on electronics this season whilst no car overhaul has occurred. The gossip was strengthened by the strange behaviour of the team’s mechanics. When asked about their driver’s temperament they began to clam up and were ushered away by their team leader Dr Firestar.

Toyota also claim that the hydraulics liquid leaking from their driver after a crash in testing was in fact a childish prank and that the real reason people were unable to comment on the driver and his unwillingness to remove his helmet was due to a contract signed with the well known motoring show “Top Gear”.

 

[Sadgeek]

25 minutes to the start....

Anyone needs to go for a nervous pee, do so now

Martin will be coming around for a chat on the grid, so make sure you've washed your hands too

 

[gord]

Gord Warning

Gord warns of serious consequences if his car is damaged at all during the race. End of. Serious consequences. Serious!

 

[Sone]

Gord Warning........

Sones going **** or bust, so beware

 

[eLbot]

Race (in queue)

Ohh ohh ohh the tension is unbearable.