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arknor

arknor

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some right good ones on their , some drivers comments are spot on.
diResta Paul di Resta
I fully understand your reluctance to speak about luck Sebastian - misfortune has also been the main factor causing my delayed entry into the motoring record books.
mschumi Michael Schumacher
You're already up there in some areas Paul, for example your spectacular talk versus action ratio.
diResta Paul di Resta
It is rather difficult, even for the supremely talented among us, to exhibit our potential in mediocre midfield machinery. I'm sure you would understand if you had ever been in such a position Michael.
nico Nico Rosberg
Perhaps it is wiser to compare yourself to your team-mate Paul, that way the car is taken out of the equation. I believe Michael's exemplary record against his team-mates to date speaks for itself.
mschumi Michael Schumacher
Shut it Britney, you're not far away from the record books yourself, only 63 races to go before you equal Heidfeld's most starts without a win. Don't fall off the wagon now.
subtle Adrian Sutil
Well given his 11 point deficit to me, I think what Paul really needs is a useless team mate. Hulkenberg should do the trick fine next year.
TheIncredibleHulk Nico Hulkenberg
Teams like Force India change all the time Adrian. If a metamorphoses happens, I can't control it.
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lol

the hamilton massa brazil feud is a good one to

OMFG this one ie awesome http://www.thef1slate.com/thread/111118
 
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mschumi Michael Schumacher
Shut it Britney, you're not far away from the record books yourself, only 63 races to go before you equal Heidfeld's most starts without a win. Don't fall off the wagon no
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That one is just too good.


Hahaha

MycLaren Martin Whitmarsh
The McLaren group would like to express our pride in Lewis for his maturity in dealing with this matter and closing it in a timely manner.

Domenicali Stefano Domenicali
It's good Felipe has one less problem, now we can bond even closer as our Ferrari family. The Ferrari family is forever, and also until contracts expire.

mschumi Michael Schumacher
Fair dues Massa, I like your gracious response - "it was never going to come from me because I did nothing wrong during the year." Maybe you did actually learn something from me in '06.

massa Felipe Massa
It wasn't my fault man, nothing was my fault. That guy's driving like a crazy man all year. How many times, huh? How many times?

hammy Lewis Hamilton
That's not what the frickin' stewards said in India Felipe, they gave you the penalty. I forgive you dude and it's totally over, but now you're just being ridiculously frickin' stupid.

massa Felipe Massa
Oh, so now you agree with the stewards' decisions Lewis? You're friends with that Herbert guy aren't you, he screwed me in India.

johnny Johnny Herbert
Here's Johnny! You pimple-nosed brats couldn't understand an FIA regulation even if you actually learned to read. In my day there was none of that drive-through rubbish - a good 10 second stop-go, 15 lashes and a water-boarding sorted us out good and proper.
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CoalInCoals Colin Kolles
I have to say on behalf of the smaller teams I am outraged. We are the lifeblood of the sport.

mschumi Michael Schumacher
More like the bloodsuckers of the sport.
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hahahahaha

this one is great also http://www.thef1slate.com/thread/110706?p=201264

wibbah Mark Webber
That's not exactly fair dinkum Christian, my contract says I have equal status.

Horner Christian Horner
Your one year rolling contract, which incidentally is up for renewal, does state you have equal status. However sub-clause 57c explains that this pertains to your human rights under the Geneva convention, not to racing matters.

Ambrosia Jerome d'Ambrosio
Geneva, didn't Phil Collins play with them? I love his music.
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i'm in stitches
 
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