Facebook market place scam advice

[Megahurtz400]

Got ya!

I know know you’re all here to see how I’ve messed up and bathe in my misery, but luckily for me I’m not brain dead.

Selling a laptop on Facebook market place, and had a message saying:

“Ok I take but I would like to come tomorrow but I am currently busy with work, I will send a Budbee mailman to your home to give you your money in cash collect the item.
I explain, a Budbee agent will come to your home to give you an envelope containing your money, and once you fer have verified your en amoney you give him the article so that he can send it to my home ok .”

So ocuk, give me some address suggestions for where to send this budbee agent for maximum laughs and maximum time wastage for this scammer!

My first idea was Joris Bohnson who happens to live at the NCA headquarters in London, but show me your best!

 

[Megahurtz400]

Update, I think I got susses out when I told them that I will send details later and they've stopped replying

@Resident, obviously it will never happen but I do miss the 2000's internet before everyone was using it and before social media, was such a friendlier and more interesting place!