Fake cigarettes

pitchfork · 6 May 2007 at 14:30

Well i bought some cigarettes off a chav kid yesterday, after a few I knew they were fakes but I smoked them anyway.
But the thing is after only 7 pints at the party i went to, I was throwing up, could it be down to the cigarettes?
I'm worried i might have gotten arsenic or lead poisoning or something...

BloomerzUK · 6 May 2007 at 14:31

Shouldn't smoke in the first place

Vita · 6 May 2007 at 14:31

Could be, depends how many you smoked tbh. And what you had to eat/drink before the pints and smoke.

See how you feel in a little while if not, ring a doctor to visit.

porkrind · 6 May 2007 at 14:32

probably fake fags are know to have up to 1000 times more carcinogenic chemicals in them.

TBH either don't smoke or pay the money for decent fags,

yhack · 6 May 2007 at 14:32

Fake? WTF?
Why didn't you just go to a shop?

syke · 6 May 2007 at 14:32

Moral of the Story: Dont trust chavs, especially when buying things that kill you.

daz · 6 May 2007 at 14:32

pitchfork said:
But the thing is after only 7 pints at the party i went to, I was throwing up, s

7 pints isn't a "small" amount to drink...

Raikiri · 6 May 2007 at 14:33

Fake fags? Surely you would have noticed when the chocolate started to melt? :confused:

mleh · 6 May 2007 at 14:34

I don't think there's any cure for arsenic poisoning, so there's no need to worry.

G-MAN2004 · 6 May 2007 at 14:34

Lool, I thought you meant the fake ones that you get from a joke shop.

fornowagain · 6 May 2007 at 14:35

pitchfork said:
after a few I knew they were fakes but I smoked them anyway.

Are you nuts? The stuff they put in those things will kill you..err...sooner

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4096911.stm

squiffy · 6 May 2007 at 14:36

Probably made from asbestos.

Spamalot · 6 May 2007 at 14:54

pitchfork said:
But the thing is after only 7 pints

lol, yeah it'll be the cigarettes

unwashed potato! · 6 May 2007 at 14:55

pitchfork said:
Well i bought some cigarettes off a chav kid yesterday, after a few I knew they were fakes but I smoked them anyway.
But the thing is after only 7 pints at the party i went to, I was throwing up, could it be down to the cigarettes?
I'm worried i might have gotten arsenic or lead poisoning or something...

You're well cool

at you

Scuzi · 6 May 2007 at 14:58

daz said:
7 pints isn't a "small" amount to drink...

I must remind you that this is the internet. Most of us internet folk have 7 pints for breakfast.

mks2005 · 6 May 2007 at 15:02

I'm sorry but I don't think there was anything in the OP that was sensible in any way. If you are worried, speak to Doctor.

jezsoup · 6 May 2007 at 15:05

pitchfork said:
Well i bought some cigarettes off a chav kid yesterday, after a few I knew they were fakes but I smoked them anyway.
But the thing is after only 7 pints at the party i went to, I was throwing up, could it be down to the cigarettes?
I'm worried i might have gotten arsenic or lead poisoning or something...

Serves you right TBH

Tom|Nbk · 6 May 2007 at 15:13

I'd put my money it's down to the booze not the fag's. 7 pints is a fair bit.

Eriedor · 6 May 2007 at 15:21

Scuzi said:
I must remind you that this is the internet. Most of us internet folk have 7 pints for breakfast.

noob! I have 9

3 of which are turbo'd with a shot of vodka.

Cupra · 6 May 2007 at 15:24

Scuzi said:
I must remind you that this is the internet. Most of us internet folk have 7 pints for breakfast.

people know me sooo well.. 4 day week means an extra hair of the dog