Fancy Dress party, need to make a fake penis in 2 hours!

Mana · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:16

hi there,

i am going to a house party tonight and the theme is 80s theme. I am going as the decathalon world champion, the one and only daly thompson.

i need to make a fake penis as part of my costume (dont ask), was wondering if anyone here knows how to make one. was thinking of about a 10-12inch one.

this is weird i know but anyone got any ideas how to make one with house hold materials and what not!

ethan · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:17

In to pole volting are we

Mana · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:18

/me groans

also what can i use to make makeshift javelin!

me227 · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:18

If only I had a plaster cast, I could make one of mine and sent it to you.

Roberta · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:18

Loo rolls!

Mana · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:19

me227 said:
If only I had a plaster cast, I could make one of mine and sent it to you.

it needs to be at least 4inches big cos i need to have it hanging out my adidas 80s shorts tho.

sorry mate :eek:

gib786 · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:20

we part made one during a free lesson in 6th form last year, just took one of those new 500ml ribena bottles an but the lid bit off, later that evening a mate painted it up in the right colour, then cut the side so we could shove a can of whipped cream into it, needless to say the next day was spent squirting whipped cream from a fake penis at people, oh the joys!

EDIT - heres a pic:

If this is offensive let me know an i'll remove it

Mana · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:30

hmm not bad, but i dont have any paint and time is off the essence.

i have solved the problem.

u take one chocolate flavoured/coloured condom.

some lentils

fill condom and tie off (also remember to tie the tip so it doesnt protrude)...

i would post a pic of me wearing it but i dont know if it will be allowed, this being a family forum and all

Big Chris · 4 Feb 2006 at 18:59

10-12" eh? I can email you a life size picture of mine that you can print out and wrap around some bog rolls, as long as you promise not to look at it unless strictly necessary...

Von Smallhausen · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:02

Roberta said:
Loo rolls!

No wonder the toilets at Swansea were bereft of it !

Shame on you !

Roberta · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:03

Von Smallhausen said:
No wonder the toilets at Swansea were bereft of it !

Shame on you !

Shurrup and behold my package!

Carzy · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:03

gib786 said:
we part made one during a free lesson in 6th form last year, just took one of those new 500ml ribena bottles an but the lid bit off, later that evening a mate painted it up in the right colour, then cut the side so we could shove a can of whipped cream into it, needless to say the next day was spent squirting whipped cream from a fake penis at people, oh the joys!

EDIT - heres a pic:
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1850/ooahcock7yx4vq.th.jpg[IMG][/URL]

If this is offensive let me know an i'll remove it[/QUOTE]

That's so nasty LOL