FAO male users

[Vonhelmet]

My ring finger is marginally longer than my index finger.

Last I heard, that meant I was a girl, or something.

 

[Morba]

Apparently your index finger is longer than your ring finger if you were exposed to high levels of testosterone in the womb, so they are hypothesising it's something to do with that. Mine is shorter btw

Wrong way around, if you have longer index finger then you were exposed to less testosterone.

I wonder how this works with women, as there are some meaty women out there! Wonder if they have shorter index fingers and were exposed to higher levels of test!

 

[Amp34]

My ring is bigger than my index finger. What does that mean?

 

[Kazz]

Hmm, I wonder if this ground breaking story will be in the Daily Mail tomorrow...

 

[nicks3607]

My ring finger is longer

 

[alx]

My ring is bigger than my index finger. What does that mean?

It means you're a big manly man oozing with testosterone but will probably die of prostate cancer*




*may be a slight exaggeration/lie

 

[Von Smallhausen]

My ring is bigger than my index finger. What does that mean?

You like cucumber ?

 

[Amp34]

You like cucumber ?

Cucumber is soo good!

 

[Deadbeat]

It means you're a big manly man oozing with testosterone but will probably die of prostate cancer*




*may be a slight exaggeration/lie

Wrong way around, it means he's a limp-wristed sack of oestrogen stressing over not being pregnant yet, suffering from menstrual cramps and prone to bursting into tears at a slight drop in room temperature *


*may be a slight exaggeration/lie

 

[Sp00n]

You like cucumber ?

Lol.

This reminds me of the hand on face + cancer thing.

 

[gillywibble]

You like cucumber ?

Nom nom nom.

 

[Mat]

If theyre the same length, does that mean that you will get cancer but recover from it?

 

[GeezerButler]

But the good news is you're less likely to have a heart attack:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1613066.stm

 

[Gamefreak501]

My Ring Finger is definitely marginally *longer than my Index Finger. At least I don't drink or smoke and I do go to the gym...so with a bit of luck that will help!

 

[BennyC]

less test in a man makes you gay

Sig worthy that.

 

[Westyfield2]

My index finger is longer . So I guess that means I don't have cancer/aids/gay/foreigner.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Mine are the same length, what does that mean?

 

[Deadbeat]

My index finger is longer . So I guess that means I don't have cancer/aids/gay/foreigner.

Still wrong way round - longer index finger means unlikely for cancer/aids but more likely for gay/foreigner.

 

[lcg]

No, mine is noticeably shorter. I'm going to die

Mine too

 

[Cosimo]

My index finger is longer but they both look like cucumbers.