*FARTS*

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This was dugg earlier today and TBF I think it's worthwhile knowledge

OnlineEducation.net and YepYep have partnered to bring you fascinating infographics on a weekly basis that break down all the stuff they didn't teach you in college. Today's topic: FARTS

There's not a single person on this planet that doesn't fart! Might be a good time to learn what makes that god awful smell; some worse than others!.

 

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Some questions remain unanswered, such as why do I fart more aggressively in bed?

Do you hide beans under your pillow?

 

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I have known my wife for 20 years and have yet to hear her fart.
Hand on heart and hope to die if I lie this is true.
Of course she does, but i just have to catch her.
Strange women with good old fashioned values.
Must annoy her as I drop my guts when i please.

I hope you clean the mess afterwards instead of her

FWIW, Farts after eating beans occurs several hours after the fact - I once measured!

 

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The bathroom has more moisture and so the smell is transported more easy with added moistness (!!) - hence why it smells so ripe (or right!?!).

 

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Pfft, better remember this thread come December 31st 2010 for best thread of the year!

 

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As mentioned above, the air is moist in the bathroom and as such all odours are amplified, bad odours moreso!

 

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