Fat couple get frisky, cause damage

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:11

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13508674,00.html

So frisky it made the news...

Burnsy2023 · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:13

What if they fell though the ceiling!! That would make you spit your bitter out!!

Burnsy

basmic · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:21

I hear the threads talking again.

b (thats it) · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:34

hehe, funniest thing i've read all day

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:41

basmic said:
I hear the threads talking again.

Lets not, eh

schnipps · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:10

35 stone between them isnt utterly massive, i mean yes its big but it shouldnt cause the dam floor to fall in. There are loads of blokes 19 stone or ther abouts, and say 16 stone for a woman which is pretty big but its not outrageous.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:11

Thats mint that is

Fatty's have some *****

But yeah if they had fallen through, there'd have been a lot spilt beer !!

Phantom · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:04

fatties who have no consideration for others :mad:

Abraham · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:11

that does seem a bit of a crazy low weight for the floor/ceiling to support

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:13

Phantom said:
fatties who have no consideration for others

you took the words from my mouth - if we want a pie, where'd they all go? Can't even own a property without fat people expressing their destructive passion all over the place

Shifter_Hull · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:14

Abraham said:
that does seem a bit of a crazy low weight for the floor/ceiling to support

lol dam i need the building inspector rnd to the property i lease out to make sure there not fatties living in it
or if they are reinforce all the celings

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:18

Isn't having two fat people in a room the equivalent of having 4 regular people?

If this is the case, what are you supposed to do when fat people get in a lift with a maximum personnage? Do you really want to end up stuck in the basement?

NickK · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:20

basmic said:
I hear the threads talking again.

Even better is the "Help with flooring" thread...

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:21

NickK said:
Even better is the "Help with flooring" thread...

If I start a thread entitled "how do I lynch fat people" will you screen capture it?

PinkPig · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:21

A good lift can cope with being squeezed full of 20 stone people, methinks....

b (thats it) · 19 Feb 2006 at 23:01

I dont think the floor actually colapsed, just that their "shinanigins" in the shower knocked a pipe lose. 4 people jumping about in a room wouldnt break the floor, but 4 people jumping around in the shower is never a good thing

cleanbluesky · 20 Feb 2006 at 00:04

PinkPig said:
A good lift can cope with being squeezed full of 20 stone people, methinks....

That's what fat people want you to think

B@Th*nG · 20 Feb 2006 at 02:40

cleanbluesky said:
That's what fat people want you to think

BWAAAAhahahahaha!

B@Th*nG

fatiain · 20 Feb 2006 at 07:35

LordSplodge · 20 Feb 2006 at 08:37

Just remember fat people need love too... oh and what kind of shower can't take two passionate fatties in it without breaking?