Favourite Classic Jokes

[Kreeeee]

I don't get it

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[Jumpingmedic]

I don't get a single one of the jokes posted here.... classic jokes suck it seems.

 

[MR_Punk]

I don't get a single one of the jokes posted here.... classic jokes suck it seems.

are you kidding?

 

[danza]

Why did the Lion keep getting lost???












Because the Jungle is massive!

 

[MR_Punk]

What is E.T short for?







He's got small legs!

 

[Tru]

How do you kill a circus?




Go for the juggler.

 

[m00ch0]

What is E.T short for?







He's got small legs!

Now where have i seen this before!

Why did the Lion keep getting lost???












Because the Jungle is massive!

Best joke i've heard in awhile!!!

 

[Scuzi]

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Still don't get it. Care to explain it?

 

[Che]

They were all born on St. George's day etc and the guy's kid was born on Pancake Day

 

[Scuzi]

They were all born on St. George's day etc and the guy's kid was born on Pancake Day

I feel stupid. I was thinking about what St. Patricks day had to do with pancakes.

 

[Che]

Don't worry, it took me about a month to figure out the (frankly terrible) where's the soap? nun joke

 

[Whitewater]

Don't worry, it took me about a month to figure out the (frankly terrible) where's the soap? nun joke

It only took you a month?

 

[Che]

Do you mean it took you longer? If so, cool!
Do you mean it took too long? I can't say I put daily thought into it

 

[MR_Punk]

Task today - figure out Nun joke!

 

[AJUK]

Surely that joke hinges on you mentioning their sons were born on St Georges, St Andrews and St Davids day respectively?

Yes, I cocked it up.

Still funny though.

 

[Whitewater]

Do you mean it took you longer? If so, cool!
Do you mean it took too long? I can't say I put daily thought into it

It took me years, I had to think about it twice when you mentioned it earlier too