Female summer dress

4T5 · 31 Mar 2006 at 09:39

Ok it's a frivalous thread but i need a rant. :mad:

So the sun comes out for my early morning dog walk so off out i pop. Lovely.
I live inbetween to colleges and next to a park and right near town. There is Totty everywhere most times which is great.
Like anywhere when the sun comes out the dress code changes. Brilliant i hear you say, Norks out all over the place and at last the full silhouette of a woman is revealed from under her winter baggys.
I have No problem with this in fact i welcome it a bit like the first daffodils.
The problem i have is with Pot bellied women having there beer bellys hanging over there belts with the t shirts cropped to show even more.
This is so nasty and what makes it worse is they odviously think they look sexy as they are doing the wiggle walk.
This is WRONG and needs to stop NOW.

So to discuss.
Why do they have there beer bellys hanging out.
Do they think men like it or something.
What other female clothes are a NO NO. ( Boob Tubes HATE EM )

And before you ladies ask i am 40 and have a belly like an ironing board.
I should add that i have no problem with overweight women the problem i have is when i have to look at it.

4T5 · 31 Mar 2006 at 18:41

So whats to do then.
Do we need a new word perhaps that we can call out that will gradually filter down to these misguided folk.
The thing that still bothers me most is crop tops and fat bellys.
How can they look in the mirror see there Gutt Bulging out and then go out swinging there hips.

Disclaimer

I would like to say that although i have started this thread i do not make a habit of bringing fat gutted woman to the fore. As previously said some fat women are hot it's the crop top wearing ones that bother me.

On the other hand i do make a habit of bringing sexy woman to the fore. I am always First to stare and oggle and Always make some comment about just how sexy they look.

And for all those woman that do make an effort thanks and email in trust. :cool:

4T5 · 6 Apr 2006 at 13:23

Boots are to be Black and just below the knee length.
They should be worn with a skirt just above the knee. At this point i go weak at the knees.

Black Boots and a Black short skirt rock my world on sight.

Even unnatractive women can persuade me home with them if in said attire.
A crisp white cotton top and i'm afraid its all over.

4T5 · 6 Apr 2006 at 13:35

I have no problems with Fat birds if they are wearing something that makes them look sexy.
Fat birds look good in boots as they do fill out the top of the boot properly unlike some skinny birds who have flappy welly type tops going on.
Also fat birds have Big Norks and big norks are great.
One thing though that is WRONG is fat birds with small norks. That is totally wrong and blatantly unfair. I mean come on big norks are compensation for having a fat bird Surely.

4T5 · 6 Apr 2006 at 14:00

William said:
Where is the photograph you moron!

Harsh but True.

4T5 · 6 Apr 2006 at 18:45

Upshots for the win. :cool:

4T5 · 7 Apr 2006 at 12:42

I am really getting tired of people trying to force there opinions on me and others.
No matter where you are or what you do when trying to have a little laugh or express an opinion you always get some self righteous individual coming over all PC.
Well stuff that fat gutted "people" should not where crop tops simple as. It is my opinion and i am allowed to express it.
Those who are so insecure with themselves to get paranoid about there own bodies should look at themselves further rather than try to derail an odviously popular thread.

At my age you do get through a few women and i can honestly say being fat is not what has turned me off from some of them. Its the way they behaved. I know fat birds that are well sexy and skinny birds that are just pure Skank.
A good example is Monroe who being a 16 would be considered fat. Well to me she was well hot, every bit of here was shear sex.

Also the sexist argument is a complete joke as i hate seeing fat sweaty blokes with sleeveless tops on. Or beer gutted males with it showing or the disgusting builders bums you see about.

Lastly for the record i am 40 years old and slim. My body is as it is when i was 20 just a little worn and haggered now. I do not claim to be good looking far from it and i have and know my faults. But and here is the but, Whenever i have notice a slight increase in my waistline i do something about it immedietly. This of course is my choice but for those that choose to let themselves resemble pot bellied pigs then keep it covered.

4T5 · 7 Apr 2006 at 12:51

fatiain said:
Sub human now are we?

Paranoid now are we. :rolleyes:

4T5 · 7 Apr 2006 at 13:00

OK.
Here is an example.
I come to a meet dressed in whatever is the latest fashion. God knows what that is but just for something lets say ripped jeans and one of those gay shiney shirts or summit. I have all my hair done in one of those young stick up all over styles with jell in. As i am 40 i would look a complete Oi! No swearing! and it would be wrong.
This is about wearing appropriate clothes to suit ones self not about persecuting fat people.
Whale tails have been mentioned on skinny birds and which kinds of boots are best.
I have also stated numerous times that i am quite happy to entertain fat birds. But they do have to be dressed in styles i find sexy.
Big hips big norks are great and a little pod as a belly is lovely to cuddle up behind in bed.

Summary.
So any fat birds please do not be suicidal i would not turn you down as long as you are not wearing a crop top.

P.s.
Being an old git me and a mate Jim often laugh at ourselves looking out of a car window judging young women.
I am under no illusion it's just a game men play. I am sure woman judge me and my haggered self just as harshly.
It should all be taken as lightheartedly as it's meant.