Ferrel Cats

Jon Frost

Jon Frost

Jon Frost

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How do I stop them walking through my garden, setting my dogs off barking all the time. Its starting to **** me off having to go down to them at 2am each night, due to cats padding through the garden in front of the patio doors.

Thanks,

Jon
 
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Lemon.

Zest up your garden with lemon juice.

Either that or you buy yourself a shotgun, make a couple of loud bang and you'll never see them ever again :)
 
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Sorted :D
 
Get one of those whistly things that only works within a cats hearing range and doesn't affect humans. No idea if it works, just seen them advertised.
That or land mines.

And it's spelt "feral"
 
[noodle];11532127 said:
Get one of those whistly things that only works within a cats hearing range and doesn't affect humans. No idea if it works, just seen them advertised.
That or land mines.
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I had thought of those, perhaps it would annoy the dogs however?
 
[noodle];11532127 said:
Get one of those whistly things that only works within a cats hearing range and doesn't affect humans. No idea if it works, just seen them advertised.
That or land mines.

And it's spelt "feral"
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they do work we have 1 in the front and back garden and we dont see any more cats and if the odd brave one does try to take a **** on my lawn they get a bb up there arse

disclaimer note i said bb as in the small plastic balls and not a lead pellet :p i keep them for the rabbits
 
Walk up to the cat and state:

"Well guess what, now this is happening.."

<cue punting the cat over the edge of the bridge>

"That's how I roll!"

The only way to deal with Ferrel cats.
 
We used to have a ferrel cat,was rescued from a abondoned hospital.Thing lived to a ripe old age of 17 and was a ****** nutter!
 
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Or Sprinkle egg shells around your borders as cats won't walk on egg shells < No i am not joking ^^ That was the joke.
 
[noodle];11532414 said:
It's actually Jack Black that says that. :p
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The synonymous aspect of the humour is the animal in question. The cat and dog are exchangeable, which is where I have exploited the quote. While the quote is that of Jack Black's the dog, and thus cat, belongs to Will Ferrell, ergo the cat is a Ferrell cat.

But well done, you ruined it! :mad:
 
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