f'Hello {world}'

elchubinebrae · 23 Sep 2022 at 13:50

Hello, I am elchubinebrae, master of the dark arts!

Just kidding. I work 60+ hours in a warehouse of glass stuff and I'm nearly 40 years old. It's never too late to teach an old dog new tricks. Look what I taught myself how make...

https://flic.kr/p/2nNwBRf

For anyone wondering what the jiggins is going on, the dots represent the average male/females chances of winning an unarmed fight against certain animals.

Remeber kids, your chances against a rat are high, but never zero. Peace out.

elchubinebrae · 23 Sep 2022 at 13:52

I suppose if you render a combatant unconscious i'd be happy to announce them the winner. To be fair, grizzly bears might not pull their punches.

elchubinebrae · 23 Sep 2022 at 14:18

If you're reading this, what would your best animal be? I'd beat the feathers off a hawk.

elchubinebrae · 23 Sep 2022 at 14:43

It's not an accurate measurement of proper fighting ability. It's more like "Do you think you could beat a lion" with yes/No answers then the answers aggregated to show the percentage of gender that could take on said animal.

I think bloodsports are banned in most countries but it does make an interesting visual doesnt it?