Fighting a dog

Whatever dog id just get some steel toe capped boots, run up to the mother and kick crap out of whatever i connected with, kinda like how football players go for a strike/penalty.
 
I guarantee that if you kick any dog hard in the face then it will run away crying. I know this because, unfortunately, I've had to do it to defend myself. I was about 16 and riding home on my bike. A large Rottweiler ran out in front of me and I fell off as I swerved to avoid it. It initially walked off, but when I stood up it turned and ran at me with its teeth showing and growling. As it got in front of me I kicked it in the face as hard as I could. I don't know why or how to be honest - I think it was because I was still worked up from falling off my bike. The dog initially stopped, turned, staggered for a few seconds, then composed itself and ran off. There was blood on my shoe and the floor. I'm sure that if I'd have moved towards it or made a sound it would have gone for me again and I'm not sure what I'd have done then. Anything bigger though and maybe my kick would have had less of an effect. This dog was, I'd say, about half a meter tall and maybe 40kg. I'm not proud of that and if it happened again now I'd probably be bitten to death as I wouldn't want to hurt it :p

My Mum also used to have a huge Doberman cross (though I can't remember what with!) and when it stood up on its back legs it was taller than my Mum is - 5'4". When she got in from work he used to run up to her, pin her against the door by putting its paws on her shoulders and lick her face! It used to play with her and would leave teeth marks in her arm from where it play bit her, but never once hurt her or drew blood, even by mistake. One winter she was walking him in the local park and throwing snowballs for it to catch. They started playing and as normal it got hold of my Mums arm and started pulling. This time though it really grabbed her hard and wouldn't let go when she told it to as it normally did. It started to hurt her, but rather than freaking out, she kept a level head and reached back and grabbed hold of its balls and squeezed! Lets just say it never grabbed hold of her arm again! This is an entirely different situation to a dog attacking and she knew the dog, but it still let go, which could suggest another dog might too, especially if you kicked it there rather than just grab.

Even after them experiences I think that if a large dog was determined to get you or got you off guard then there would be little you could do. Though if you were a large, fit guy then you would probably be able to fight it off eventually, but you would certainly be seriously injured.
 
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Jonny69 said:
I got chased down by one of these when I was in France:

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Dogue de Bordeaux.

I can tell you I wasn't interested in fighting it I just ran and climbed for my damn life and so did my mate!!!
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Im getting one of these beasts one day, They are awsome:D
 
Charles Bronson, "the most dangerous man in Britain", became a bareknuckle fighter in one of his very few periods of freedom. A group of gippo`s once paid him good money to fight a rotty to the death. He says he shoved his hand down it`s throat and choked it to death.
 
Had a fight with this one earlier this year.. Only play fighting but he certainly showed me what he is capable of.

Having 12 stone of dog running at you growling with teeth showing is a pretty sure way of turning your trousers brown. Did me and he was just messing. I dread to think what he would do if someone attacked his owners kids. (Very protective of them both)

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I would run and not bother putting up a fight with a dog this size.
 
you will take those words back if you see the recommended price for the Optimus keyboard (£1000+ i think :eek: ) if its ever released :rolleyes:

assuming you havent that is
 
yeah thats the one im talking about and besides you might not be able to use your pc if you live through the mauling
 
I heard the best way is to give it your forearm to bite, and then sink your teeth into it nose.

Dogs nose is very sensitive and it will cripple it with pain.
 
Then the dog would probably rip me to bits. Best bet would be to try to avoid the dog when it jumps at me, stay on my feet and kick it in the head. I reckon as soon as it gets its jaws round you you're in trouble since the pain will be crippling despite the adrenaline. Protect your face and neck, and balls, and rip the dogs off. I think keys in the dogs eyes would work if you weren't too much a gibbering wreck to get them out of your pocket.
 
All this head and jaw punching.

If i did have to fight a dog id be after its legs, break one then run TBH

But like ive said, you are pretty much ****** in a dog fight
 
I honestly cant see the dog holding on to you if you manage to get a thumb deep in the eye. There is just no way it will hold onto you if you are damaging its eye to a point it can no longer see out of it (which would be the case if you were inserting your thumb(s) into its eye(s).
 
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