Finally a decent joke......
- Thread starter KaHn
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It's only old if you are
. Also I know it's old but its better than the ban gogh one KaHn
A gay man walks into a bar and spots a rather burly scouser sat down having a pint. The highly effeminete bender rather likes what he sees and gives the tough looking scouser a long lingering stare. Eventually the homosexual plucks up the courage to walk up to the beer swilling scouse, leans into his ear and says "you know i'd love to give you a fabulous blow job". The scouser immediately gets up and kicks the living crap out of the poof until he's so battered and bruised he can bearly crawl out of the door.
After the beating the scouser takes his seat again to finish his much loved beer and after some time the bar man comes over and say "CHRIST! that was a bit brutal - what did he say to you?", "dunno" replies the scouser "something about a job"
B@Th*nG
After the beating the scouser takes his seat again to finish his much loved beer and after some time the bar man comes over and say "CHRIST! that was a bit brutal - what did he say to you?", "dunno" replies the scouser "something about a job"
B@Th*nG
I will tell you a 'joke'
Yay another one of Shimy182 Jokes!
When a couple got together the husband wanted the wife to make a promiss not to look at the Box which he kept under the bed.
10 years on, While the husband was out at work , the wife was cleaning under the bed and accidentally tipped the box over making the contents flow out..
inside was 10,000 pounds and 3 empty cans of Beer.
That night the wife was so curious why there was such items together in a box and why she wasnt allowd to look inside, So she decided to ask the husband..
The husband said..'*sigh* i guess you should know... Bascically everytime i had sex with another person i would drink a can of beer to pass the guilt and think of what a bad thing iv done'. the wife forgave him as there was only 3 cans and he felt guilty.. She then asked ' whats with the 10,000 pounds then? then the husband said ' Everytime the box was filled i exchanged for money at the recycling center.
Yay another one of Shimy182 Jokes!
When a couple got together the husband wanted the wife to make a promiss not to look at the Box which he kept under the bed.
10 years on, While the husband was out at work , the wife was cleaning under the bed and accidentally tipped the box over making the contents flow out..
inside was 10,000 pounds and 3 empty cans of Beer.
That night the wife was so curious why there was such items together in a box and why she wasnt allowd to look inside, So she decided to ask the husband..
The husband said..'*sigh* i guess you should know... Bascically everytime i had sex with another person i would drink a can of beer to pass the guilt and think of what a bad thing iv done'. the wife forgave him as there was only 3 cans and he felt guilty.. She then asked ' whats with the 10,000 pounds then? then the husband said ' Everytime the box was filled i exchanged for money at the recycling center.
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lol 
Haha, Saw it coming but it raised a smile.
