FINALLY - some good news for once...

[Booner!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8370468.stm

EastEnders seasonal scripts are stolen


Scripts for Christmas editions of EastEnders have been stolen in a burglary at the home of one of the soap's writers, the BBC has said.

Executive producer Diederick Santer said he is "keen" to recover the laptop which "contains the twists and turns of our exciting EastEnders Christmas".

Yay, will this mean that christmas will be free from skanky women shouting at each other on BBC1 over Christmas?