First world problem.. Getting into a beer bottle without opener!

FloppyPoppy · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:48

Spoon,teeth(only for real men), Paper folder up and use of leverage.

DirtyJester · 2 Jul 2015 at 12:06

Aaah, the good old days....

D3K · 2 Jul 2015 at 12:14

Eye socket, then drink through your tear duct

Svack · 2 Jul 2015 at 12:17

Get yourself a Glock FM78 or FM81

Richie · 2 Jul 2015 at 18:44

I'm now single al4x said:
Oh no, I've been locked out. Have a cold (but warming beer).. Any tricks to get into it without opener?

Smashing the top seems like a disaster waiting to happen (complete loss of beer!)

-100 man points for even asking this... Kids these days

Derek W · 2 Jul 2015 at 18:50

invite 4 friends round and do this :-

dav3evans · 2 Jul 2015 at 20:08

Do a search for "rosie jones opens beer bottle with napkin". Can't link to the video, reasons for which are clear when you watch said instructions

Mitzy · 2 Jul 2015 at 20:40

Any lighter, any window sil, any wall etc