First world problem.. Getting into a beer bottle without opener!

413x · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:25

Oh no, I've been locked out. Have a cold (but warming beer).. Any tricks to get into it without opener?

Smashing the top seems like a disaster waiting to happen (complete loss of beer!)

G-MAN2004 · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:26

Use your teeth you pansy.

George Hincapie · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:26

Edge of cap on a metal railing or flagstone, palm strike the top of the bottle. Profit.

robfosters · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:26

Just put it on a table edge and whack the top of it.

dl8860 · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:27

the answer is leverage

Showboat · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:29

robfosters said:
Just put it on a table edge and whack the top of it.

This or use the other end of a knife / fork leveraged under your knuckle... Pop

EdwardTeach · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:30

I use a house key. You should be able to get under the cap, and prize it away in a couple of spots with the key teeth and then it will be possible to pop it off really easily.

Housey · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:32

If you suck the bottle it should come out in the end as glass is sand and that's leaky.

godinman · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:32

Spoon.

arknor · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:33

G-MAN2004 said:
Use your teeth you pansy.

could do it when I was a teenager but I reckon now my teeth would probably crack.

might actually be why I needed root canal on one of my molars when I was in my 20s and a hard boiled sweet pretty much split my tooth in two

No1newts · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:35

George Hincapie said:
Edge of cap on a metal railing or flagstone, palm strike the top of the bottle. Profit.

Spoken like a pro!

robnut · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:36

Use a ring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-HSgXflNec

delta0 · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:36

Spoon (leverage), belt buckle (hook around and yank), teeth (don't) or use the edge of an object you don't mind damaging (rather than a table).

413x · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:37

G-MAN2004 said:
Use your teeth you pansy.

Yeah I tried this, felt like my tooth was being destroyed!

EdwardTeach said:
I use a house key. You should be able to get under the cap, and prize it away in a couple of spots with the key teeth and then it will be possible to pop it off really easily.

Then I would be able to get in the house.

Jump leads worked!

neil_g · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:37

godinman said:
Spoon.

Only if you give me the beer first x

413x · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:38

neil_g said:
Only if you give me the beer first x

Glad no one said fork! :-P

Diddums · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:39

Explains your new username

Flack88 · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:41

Teeth......Molers at the back, just don't slip.

SonniLombardi · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:41

Teeth
Edge of something metal etc, whack down with palm.
Bottom of a lighter

Mirage · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:43

Smash the neck against a wall and be sure to chew the glass shards before swallowing them.