First World Problems: What's yours?

I'm stuck in my accommodation alone over Easter whilst everyone I know in this city has gone home. This means sitting in my bed for the next two weeks watching terrible TV shows and crying into my beer.
 
This is the tragic bit: I might have to buy a gpu from MM to make it fit my budget *crys* But I'm doing it. It's happening. £360 to build a htpc with only a SSD and OS already on hand.

One day...... one day sir.

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Actually I've got a better one.....

Last week I was thoroughly annoyed that the office network had been configured to use external DNS servers with typical latencies of 30ms.

I fixed that by installing a couple of caching nameservers so that name cached name resolutions now take 1ms

Does it make a difference ? Hell no :D
 
You have the WWW, could go on a wankathon!

To be fair there is a girl I like around the corner who phones me up most mornings after she's finished work to come round, but I'm usually so exhausted from my long days of doing nothing that I end up missing the booty call. :o
 
Not living in the first world. Someone always tries to run me over the second I step out of my front door.

Also, our 24 hour mcdonalds closes at midnight on mondays. Brutal.
 
Not being able to squat down and nip out a curly one in the street without being judged for it when I'm absolutely busting.
 
When the damn Sky Plus box messes up as you fast forward through adverts and reverts back to where TV currently is and you miss the ending to the program you have been watching for the last 45 mins. :mad:

FFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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No one has invented a lime dispenser yet.

Having to slice up limes and then give them a little squeeze before dropping them into my G+T, I find is slightly inconvenient.
 
I learnt recently the nice 600K+ house me and my attractive Asian wife have just bought in awesome country Norway has a fairly high radon level in the basement. This means I'll probably have to install some kind of ventilation fan down there before I can rent out the basement apartment in order to get some contractor-scum to pay almost half the mortgage.

Also my BMW seems to have developed an intermittently creaking steering column.

God damnit!!!
 
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