We had those. But the government banned us from keeping them. You can still have them if you live and / or work in Dubai though.
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We had those. But the government banned us from keeping them. You can still have them if you live and / or work in Dubai though.
Pictures or it never happened!
When the damn Sky Plus box messes up as you fast forward through adverts and reverts back to where TV currently is and you miss the ending to the program you have been watching for the last 45 mins.
FFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that's because you're not releasing the button quickly enough. After keeping it in for about a second it will revert back to the normal time*
*This could be made up, but I've always thought it was the case. I'd test it out but my remote is a few feet away from me.
Oh, you're talking about slavery, my bad, as you were..
Jesus Christ. I hope you didn't google "dubai lime dispenser" hoping for a result...
The reality is more disturbing:
http://uae.souq.com/ae-en/bbox-baby-bottle-kit-with-on-the-go-dispenser-lime-twist-5620571/i/
Asda at lunch time.
Seriously get out of my way benefit scum I have a limited time to get my lunch. I understand you're getting 10% more for your benefits but do you honestly need to do it between the hours of 12 and 2? it's not like you've got to be anywhere damn it.
Seriously get out of my way benefit scum I have a limited time to get my lunch. I understand you're getting 10% more for your benefits but do you honestly need to do it between the hours of 12 and 2? it's not like you've got to be anywhere damn it.
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The nut on the top of my coffee grinder keeps coming loose
I can't fit my big Denby plates in the dishwasher
I can't fit my big Denby plates in the dishwasher
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Yeah sorry - I was looking at my old payslips only last week to see which ones to keep and throw out. Saw some for 2000 and, then placed side by side with last month's payslip. They were out by only a couple of quid
I was only 15 in year 2000, man you're old
I'm not much older than you at 35
The only problem with being 35 though is that I now tick the 35-44 age group in surveys.
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This. In fact, few plates fit in my dish washer. It sucks.
Also, I can't seem to find a plumber who understands that it might be nice if pipes were installed straight.
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Wear a hoody to bed if it's cold. But then I get hot and have to take it off again. Then I get cold again. Ugh.
I've got a floating text app that makes opening and replying to texts on my phone easy without leaving the page I'm on then close the text conversation with a little x but since I updated to kit kat the standard text symbol stays in my alert bar at the top of my screen rather than going when I close the conversation
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Recently t-mobile have blocked 'adult' content from my phone and I can't be asked to go through all the support numbers under the sun to fix it...... soooooooooooooooooooo........
I have to VPN in to work from my phone just to view smut.
I have to VPN in to work from my phone just to view smut.
GiffGaff did the same and wanted bloody passport copies or driving license copies to sort it out. If it had been a case of just flicking a switch to enable it on my account, I would have. But I really couldn't be arsed with all that hassle.
Oh well. No more masturbating on the train
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I buy too many phones