First World Problems: What's yours?

I've got to pay fully for a last minute holiday for September. I'll be fairly skint this month. Pass the pot noodle
 
The key fob on my car is on the blink, most likely due to a failing battery. If I want to lock/unlock the car, I now have to stand next to it. Woe is me.
 
The cost of contraception. Though I suppose that is also a third world problem.

you joke, it bloody isn't!

In the UAE earlier this month a pack of 24 durex (genuine ones) was about 4 quid, absolute bargain, annoyed me a bit.

Oh and FWP, deliberating over whether to buy a one person deep fryer due to a craving for tempura prawns
 
When I was in Flores, Indonesia a couple of years ago I was really angry as all the Komodo NP tours had been cancelled over Ramadan. I put on my Ipod and went for a walk to cool off. Within two minutes I was in the middle of a shanty town. A small girl walked out of her shack over some floorboards that had been used to build a bridge over an open sewer. She turned to me and gave me a big smile and a wave.

Made me feel like a complete and utter ****.
 
The electric door on my double garage opens too slowly, so when I get home I have to sit on my heated leather seats for longer than I would like.
 
- Having a long driveway and owning 2 cars. Sometimes I want to drive the car I have blocked myself in with.
- Using some of my leftover money each month to buy computer games (often Retro) and not having enough time to play them because I work full time.
- Only having 4.5mb internet.
- Getting annoyed at people who expect me to give donations. I may bring along my wage slip to show them the mandatory donations I make on a monthly basis.

First world problems...
 
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