First World Problems: What's yours?

oulton · 22 Apr 2014 at 10:43

my ****** golf swing has gone awry.

Also, my job. Would much rather live in a fishing tribe.

G-MAN2004 · 22 Apr 2014 at 11:53

I'm still awake...

PhysicsMan94 · 22 Apr 2014 at 12:42

I'm hungry but don't know if I can be bothered to go up the road and get a Subway.

Diesel · 22 Apr 2014 at 12:44

Today my first World problem is having to drive 10 miles home, passing the football ground I'm playing at later, pick up my kit and immediately drive back to the ground.

Gammawolf · 22 Apr 2014 at 12:47

The tree directly outside my window isn't a flowering tree, but the one across the car park is.

benjii · 22 Apr 2014 at 13:19

Tappits said:
I have an envelope full of money on my desk and i have no idea what to spend it on.

I don't know which hire car to get in iceland nest week, a Suzuki Swift 4x4 or Toyota RAV4 or Similar or something else.

Sat in the office and its raining and don't want to get wet going to the toilets so thinking about continue to hold it.

Definitely the RAV4.

Zethor · 22 Apr 2014 at 13:28

I hated the coffee I had at noon as it had milk. What's worse is I was asked if I wanted milk in it and I said "Yes.", even if I always take it without milk. Do I need to see a therapist? I suppose that's two problems.

MonsterMoshi · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:02

The work canteen has put up prices

The crisps which used to be 50p are now 53p

Now I have a wallet full of random change

Iraklis F.C. · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:10

smartphone mediocre battery life...its unbearable

Mason- · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:24

My life relative to the rest of the world is so easy yet I find so much hard.

Sliver · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:27

I have over a hundred channels on my TV, but usually there's nothing on.

Marzipanogram · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:30

I don't own any flies.
So when I appear on TV, they can't crawl around my eyes and mouth.
How are those decadent Westerns going to feel pity for me ?

Spare a fly Gov ?

kona786 · 22 Apr 2014 at 14:58

Hikari Kisugi said:
Wait a month and the next range h i think skipping g, will be out, and your tv price will fall the 250.

Except JL might not have it in stock by then. H range is already out too.

Mr Badger · 22 Apr 2014 at 15:12

As a member of the PC master race I will nominate games without a conventional save system, so you can't just quit when you want and restart at that same point. Yes Bioshock Infinite I'm looking at you.

Buffman · 22 Apr 2014 at 15:15

Having to revise for my final masters degree exams..

Sliver · 22 Apr 2014 at 15:16

Mr Badger said:
Yes Bioshock Infinite I'm looking at you.

LoL. It was a great game though. The checkpoint system never bothered me to be honest because I was never in hurry to stop playing it.

Back on topic:

In the supermarket, I go to the self service checkout area, and while processing my goods I hear; 'Unexpected item in the bagging area'. I now have to wait for a checkout monkey to come shuffling over and reset my checkout. Honestly, I'm an inch away from a killing spree !

Steveocee · 22 Apr 2014 at 16:08

I want a conservatory but can't afford one.
Dammit!

RichDuffy · 22 Apr 2014 at 16:17

My girlfriend kindly offered to put a TV programme on from 4oD but she left the mouse pointer visible after full-screening the video, so now I can't concentrate on the programme.

dirtychinchilla · 22 Apr 2014 at 16:21

Can't you move??

RichDuffy · 22 Apr 2014 at 16:26

Of course I can. But the mouse is all the way over at the other end of the sofa.